Joe Blancato

1092 I’m a trash person

grok game dev is so weird. Every game it spits out looks just like Wolfenstein 3D but the nazis are the good guys

He used to bother me back when you and I were working together in ‘08 because apparently my stumbleupon account had great conversion and he wanted me to boost some inane gaming shit he wrote. So you’re infected by proxy sorry

The Avengers suck ass

Well folks, I think that’s a wrap.

Well folks, I think that’s a wrap.

Here is the pre-RFK vaccination schedule for your kids. Please download it before he is confirmed and changes/deletes it.

Give it to your pediatrician and say this is the schedule you want your kids on.

Making this my pinned post.

"Doctor Blancato, Joe set fire to a trash can."
"It was very cold that day!"

I always felt like I had an advocate.

Remembering my dad doing parent teacher conferences in middle school where they had him come in because I nearly started a riot or something and before they could even start talking he demanded they all call him Doctor Blancato and would rant about how "appalling" the science program was.

If someone were to write a browser extension that could proactively block all these fucking AI-shilling toasts in every decaying SaaS piece of shit I have to interact with every day, I would gladly swear fealty to them in the coming techno-feudal hellstate we're entering.

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

Google maps screenshot of the Drake passage between South America and Antarctica

If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.

We started printing them out and briefly brainstormed a podcast with dramatic readings of the best ones.

Super Bowl Sunday (n): ancient American late winter feast festival. They watch their national sport and eat finger foods to symbolize their ancestors’ reliance on dried and pickled foods to outlast the brutal steppe winters.

homer simpson is surrounded by flames and says s-m-r-t in white letters ALT: homer simpson is surrounded by flames and says s-m-r-t in white letters

Did the "why is my GPU running hot" dance and then realized I forgot to install an exhaust fan in the case after I moved.

Yankees Re-Sign Tim Hill The Yankees are re-signing left-handed reliever Tim Hill on a one-year deal that includes a 2026 club option. Read more at MLB Trade Rumors.

It’s pickups like these that help a lot. Shorten the game www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/02/yank...

When we think of The Black Panthers, this is usually the image that comes to mind. Did you know they also: Operated free clincs; Taught self-defense classes; Fed kids breakfast before school; Delivered groceries to the elderly; Started a free school; Started the nutrition program for new Moms and their babies which later became WIC. This has been your Black History Moment.

#BlackHistoryMonth

Does anyone anywhere want the “fluorescent hospital morgue blue”?

Rockin out to some Danny elfman

Hey man buy the ticket take the ride

I look forward to the Sorkin-esque tweets outlining some law he doesn’t care he’s breaking and one they won’t bother trying to enforce

I’m imposing tariffs on all my posts. If you’re reading this you done been tariffed

AI is just Quibi at an economy-destroying scale

Legit question: Has anyone done a comprehensive check for lead in the norcal water table

One second from every episode of Twin Peaks.

The only satisfying conclusion to the Zuck Goes MAGA to Persuade Trump to Kill TikTok dark comedy is Donnie rugpulling him and saving TikTok at the last second.

The DriveThruRPG new years mega sale: a great opportunity to look at incredibly interesting lineup of games and systems that I forgot I bought in a 2012 DriveThruRPG new years mega sale

Yanks are looking at Paul Dejong now.

Retrosheet is pleased to announce an update to its Negro Leagues section: www.retrosheet.org/NegroLeagues...

This update includes two new seasons: 1937 and 1938 (the first two Negro American League seasons). So far, Retrosheet has collected information on 7,061 games involving Negro League teams.

left: Nicolas Cage with long black hair and a moustache in a black top right: Spinoza with long black hair and a moustache in a black top

a short thread of Nicolas Cage resembling various philosophers

1. Spinoza