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Last Whom Standing

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Pet columnist, grammar lover, proofreader, and terrified.

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If you live within drivable or walkable distance of Long Beach, Calif., please share, listen and be listened to in a safe space. If you don't, access the link at the end of the article for thoughts about grief for a pet. Support local journalism at @lbwatchdog.com

07.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kitten season is upon us. Support indie journalism at @lbwatchdog.bsky.social

02.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your lips to God’sβ€”wait, that’s you.

01.03.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What happened with God and the other little girls at the summer camp, Donald?

25.02.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did Elizabeth Warren just say something to someone that ended with β€œjackass”? Sure looked like it.

25.02.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A pit bull who spent almost two years in a municipal shelter won the forever home jackpot. Support indie local journalism at @lbwatchdog.bsky.social . Maybe adopt a rescue or a shelter pet, too.

22.02.2026 08:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I sure do make a lot of morons.

16.02.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 1664 πŸ” 143 πŸ’¬ 157 πŸ“Œ 9

All dog parks aren't created equal. A group of residents is addressing that. Please support local indie journalism at @lbwatchdog.bsky.social

15.02.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for that. I hope others read this.

08.02.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Visit the newest bunny rescue right here in Long Beach! Please support indie journalism at @lbwatchdog.bsky.social

31.01.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A new resource for Long Beach people with cats! Support local indie journalism at @lbwatchdog.bsky.social

24.01.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œDo I support mass deportations? Why would I do that? These people are contributing to πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ.”

🫑 @DemSocialists just reminded us about this old Nick Shirley clip where he stopped the wrong lady and got cooked

19.01.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 6772 πŸ” 1816 πŸ’¬ 190 πŸ“Œ 62

License your pet, and support independent journalism @lbwatchdog.bsky.social

18.01.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Best clawse ever. Please support local independent journalism @lbwatchdog.bsky.social

10.01.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

California leads in animal legislation. Here’s the latest. Please support local indie news at @lbwatchdog.bsky.social

03.01.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The face!

27.12.2025 19:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did your little dependent make any promises? List them in the comments! Please resolve to support indie journalism at @lbwatchdog.bsky.social

27.12.2025 02:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brand-new shiny adoption vehicle! Support independent journalism at @lbwatchdog.bsky.social

20.12.2025 02:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

very weird feeling watching a seemingly coked out president yell at you for 20 minutes straight

18.12.2025 02:20 πŸ‘ 21048 πŸ” 2819 πŸ’¬ 460 πŸ“Œ 138

His latest β€œspeech β€œ was a rant from an aluminum hat wearing street person.

18.12.2025 03:33 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now he’s becoming Das Fruitcake Fuhrer.

18.12.2025 02:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who’s watching this fucker’s speech? Every word, and I’m not exaggerating, tissue paper thin bullshit propaganda. The fact checkers are going to be asked to be paid by the hour. I didn’t want to watch, and my partner said, oh, people need to hear this.

18.12.2025 02:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Hero We Need Now How a tiny 75-year-old woman stood up to Kristi Noem’s goons.

The Hero We Need Now
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16.12.2025 17:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wanna be on Santa’s good list? Learn how to rescue shelter pets from the bad list. They didn’t deserve to be on them anyway. Support independent journalism at @lbwatchdog.bsky.social

13.12.2025 04:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I knew her, I watched the kids grow upβ€”this punched me in the stomach. I can’t imagine what Bubbly is going through.

10.12.2025 04:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A creative, loving project saves the lives of dogs,thanks to @k9kismet.bsky.social and Long Beach Animal Care Services. Please support independent journalism at @lbwatchdog.bsky.social

07.12.2025 07:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Use the handy coupon in the article. Please put support in our stocking @lbwatchdog.bsky.social

30.11.2025 06:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In loving color. Support indie journalism at @lbwatchdog.bsky.social

22.11.2025 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLookame, I lowered prices like I sed!”

16.11.2025 02:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Alert! Find food for furry family folks! Support our local independent journalism at @lbwatchdog.bsky.social

15.11.2025 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0