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Baltimore City. Disaster Recovery Advocacy @ the National Low Income Housing Coalition. Esq. These are my personal opinions, there are many like them, but these ones are mine.

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28.02.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*!!! Voice*: People are shitting on the dance floor // but the sound was still amazing

17.02.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tiffany thought a lot about words, in the long hours of churning butte. Onomatopoetic , she'd discovered in the dictionary, meant words that sounded like the thing they were describing, like cuckoo. But she thought there should be a word that sounds like the noise a thing would make if that thing made a noise even though, actually, it doesn't, but would if it did.
Glint, for example. If light made a noise as it reflected off a distant window, it'd go glint! And the light of tinsel, all those little glints chiming together, would make a noise like glitterglitter. Gleam was a clean, smooth noise from a surface that intended to shine all day. And glisten was the soft, almost greasy sound of something rich and oily.

Tiffany thought a lot about words, in the long hours of churning butte. Onomatopoetic , she'd discovered in the dictionary, meant words that sounded like the thing they were describing, like cuckoo. But she thought there should be a word that sounds like the noise a thing would make if that thing made a noise even though, actually, it doesn't, but would if it did. Glint, for example. If light made a noise as it reflected off a distant window, it'd go glint! And the light of tinsel, all those little glints chiming together, would make a noise like glitterglitter. Gleam was a clean, smooth noise from a surface that intended to shine all day. And glisten was the soft, almost greasy sound of something rich and oily.

It is giving Terry Pratchett (from Wee Free Men)

16.02.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Mayor Scott, I beg to present you, as a Valentines Day gift, the Capital One Arena"

12.02.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A scene of clone troopers from the star wars prequels landing but all their heads are the Maryland flag

A scene of clone troopers from the star wars prequels landing but all their heads are the Maryland flag

12.02.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Take action today to tell congress that FEMA funding should not be used as a political bargaining chip to allow ICE and CBP to continue their ongoing and imminent threats to the areas where they operate.

Learn more and see how you can take action: https://ow.ly/p1kK50Ycnll

10.02.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post a banger not in English.

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10.02.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When do the pop tarts come out?

08.02.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 392 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
The book cover shows, in the foreground, a line of utility trucks with orange safety cones is parked along a snow-dusted road. Tall electrical transmission towers and power lines recede into the distance, filling the background. The title, β€œDisabled Power,” appears in large, bold orange letters centered across the upper-middle of the cover. Above it, in smaller black text, is the subtitle: β€œA Storm, a Grid, and Embodied Harm in the Age of Disaster.” At the bottom, the author’s name, Angela Frederick, appears in black capital letters.

The book cover shows, in the foreground, a line of utility trucks with orange safety cones is parked along a snow-dusted road. Tall electrical transmission towers and power lines recede into the distance, filling the background. The title, β€œDisabled Power,” appears in large, bold orange letters centered across the upper-middle of the cover. Above it, in smaller black text, is the subtitle: β€œA Storm, a Grid, and Embodied Harm in the Age of Disaster.” At the bottom, the author’s name, Angela Frederick, appears in black capital letters.

Join Feb 6, 1 PM ET for Disabled Infrastructure, Disability Resilience, a conversation with Angela Frederick on her book Disabled Power and lessons from Winter Storm Uri and the 2021 Texas power crisis.

Register here: occidental.zoom.us/meeting/regi...

04.02.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is crying in the rain at night . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is crying in the rain at night .
03.02.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Shut up liver
Shut up liver YouTube video by Le Simpsons Clips

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02.02.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hearing from staff - text went out this AM

02.02.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Staff confirmed - ran out of money. Last night was the last night.

02.02.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're months out from hurricane and fire season, if the DRF gets that low they can introduce an emergency supplemental spending bill that funds FEMA alone (and housing recovery money for LA). We shouldn't be giving Ds that off ramp. Keep it shut imho

30.01.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sen. Tillis calls for Kristi Noem to be fired: β€Šβ€œAnother part of the Secretary of Homeland Security job is disaster response, and I cannot tell you enough how incompetent…she is on that score as well.”

29.01.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 1158 πŸ” 300 πŸ’¬ 81 πŸ“Œ 12

City of Baltimore's on there? LFG!

28.01.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A vision of a happier time

27.01.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Seeing some reactions to the Minneapolis Emergency Management Director's comments from the other day and I swear, EMs are 2nd only to lawyers in finding one little finicky aspect of something to write 5 paragraphs of outraged jargon about when they actually just mean they don't want to help people.

27.01.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Appropo of nothing at all:

This bill removing FEMA from DHS (and other disaster reforms) has 29R and 18D cosponsors, passed the House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee, and is getting pushback from Homeland Security Dems πŸ‘€

www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

27.01.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone: ...

Dudes Rocking:

26.01.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The best of emergency management right here: telling it like it is

25.01.2026 05:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The vibes on this FEMA VAL winter storm call are... interesting (AA of ORR rushed out after opening to say he needed to "assist the secretary on some things")

24.01.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It ain't going to hurt - that's for sure

23.01.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd trade one of the new shows for a carpeted bridge I swear

16.01.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pike is so worried about not following orders and making paella. When was the last time he scanned a planet just because the composition of its atmosphere was interesting?

16.01.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Discovery and now Strange New Worlds did alot to remove the fundamental "joy of exploration" from it all - so I'm hoping they can walk that back.

16.01.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Star Fleet Acadamy is adequately goofy - its a good concept and Holly Hunter is great. But I just hate the Star Trek Discovery timeline so, so much. I'll take what I can get though.

16.01.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Using Organizations: The Case of FEMA - Homeland Security Affairs FEMA was used once before, under President Reagan, for counter-terrorism and as a result, natural disaster response and mitigation suffered. It was repaired under President Clinton, but again, counter...

PS: Not to mention how it has and continues to weaken how the country responds to disasters www.hsaj.org/articles/687

09.01.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0