Jason The Gosh Darned

Stolen from Reddit.

Like Trump supporters could pass the ASVAB, make weight, or run more than 10 yards on a PT test.

Mr Rogers would be proud of Ms Rachel.

“The American military is tremendous. It is the greatest in the world.”

I applaud the members of our military and we have very expensive technology.

But organizations are only as good as their leaders, and we have some dumb people running our military. It shows.

Repost if you agree #BlueCrew

Sturgill Simpson - Call To Arms [Live on SNL] YouTube video by Johnny Blue Skies

Everyone should be familiar with this song these days.

youtu.be/qsrsrOB0zNQ?...

If the cop was off duty he'd likely be wearing the MAGA cap.

Historically, Joseph Goebbels and his wife poisoned their children before killing themselves.

I think one of those kids survived and were a grandparent of this horrible person.

Tomorrow, after Israel threatens to release the Lady G pictures:

"Kill them all, Israel."

And there's the Republican racism we all know and love.

* Bagram stupid autocorrect

We had a guy end up with a TBI outside the wire at Bargram. He was medevac'd to Germany by midnight same day.

"Jupiter! You're going the wrong way!"

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?"

They weren't hasty decisions, this was the plan for awhile. They were definitely bad decisions though.

The problem with kittens is they turn into cats

Watching The Pitt and wondering if this is Noah Wylie's show or Katherine La Nasa's show.

We've all been there. Then you start coming up with ways to decide which ones to clip.

I'm just here to make my wife look like the superior one.

All praise to the Overall Wearing Goddess. Let us take arms again the false one: Blippi.

Time to thin them out.

#vegetablegardening

I actually don't use the expresso machine much...

So as the incredibly freaking wonderful day progresses, I figured I'd try to improve the day of my wife with a Dunkin order, but what we got bore very little resemblence to what she ordered, rendering both our days somewhat worse.

Ayatollah Barron.

I'm in a generally pissed-off mood today but at least I improved the day of the kid I got the Umbreon down from the top shelf for.

I especially enjoy the use of "Defense" versus "War".

Dogs > humans

As a veteran, I would rather not serve with that smug ahole.

I despise XFinity to the point that if I saw one of them get badly injured, I would not hesitate to call them an ambulance.

"And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those damn kids and that mangy mutt!"