Gumby and the Lament Configuration
Gumby and the Lament Configuration
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
SHIVERS - Snow falls and there is no answer. Some things are not for mortals to know.
I've discovered today this is a main plot point in children's movie Beethoven, I have many follow up questions
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - The funk soul brother at the back of his head has gone dark. Forever.
you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
"They made me feel really old,β he says. βThey were like, βWhat is a wolf and why is it on parade?β And I was like, βI hate both of you.β And I was like, βFeist? 1,2,3,4?β And theyβre like, βOh yeah, we watched that on Sesame Street.β And I was like, βAgain, Iβd like to push you down a flight of stairs. Your youth enrages me.ββ
I will read every interview with Heated Rivalry writer and director Jacob Tierney because his quotes are truly a reporter's dream: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, itβs already been captured
* Judges donβt care if you were βkiddingβ or being ironic
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Shakespeare quote of the day: An SSL error has occurred and a secure connection to the server cannot be made.
From Twelfth Night, if memory serves.
Happy DCB Day to all who celebrate. He would have been 58 today.
I TOLD YOU BRO. I FUCKIN WARNED YOU DAWG
A composite of two stills, the crow and the moon, taken about a second apart, edited in lightroom and merged in photoshop
A single crow flies in front of the 97.8% waxing gibbous moon tonight. πͺΆ
mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked
rip homniegh see u on the other side
Once surprised Hugh Dancy in the grocery store and he choked on a grape (he'd stolen)
Popped off for an Edith Head cameo in Columbo, whatever that says about me, the GOAT
Oh it's cold outside? should we tell everybody? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Parson Brown?
25 albums I really liked this year
I had not heard of this, def checking it out to get my crossword fix, hopefully they get an android app soon as can't seem to find one.
Watched 'Sorry, Baby' this morning and it has firmly lodged itself in my skull.
This movie fucking rules.
And the angel said to him, Stop hitting yourself! But he could not stop, for the angel was hitting him, with his own hands.
stop hitting yourself
did not expect the site of Thomas Beckettβs murder to be memorialized in a fashion that is quite so fucking metal
A new entry for karaoke terrorism
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An NYT opinion piece by Binyamin Applebaum: Mamdani Isn't the Future of the Democrats. This Guy Is. It's Josh Shapiro. The entire point is that only centrism wins elections, even when it doesn't
the centrism will continue until morale decreases
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We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
I was fighting fascism with the power of love and kindness and just really getting my ass handed to me. proteanmag.com/2025/11/01/w...