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NSFW ACCOUNT, minors do NOT interact ๐Ÿ”ž|| himiko yumeno's #1 fan || he/him, you can call me mage or melly || posts about whatever the hell (primarily fat people) || ๐ŸŽจ@notmyday1.bsky.social ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/massivemage

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did you know that if you divide your weight by zero it goes into the negatives

09.03.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

giant fat women over thirty feet tall and one mile wide

09.03.2026 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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happy zangoose day from your local neet! (reupload)

09.03.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 176 ๐Ÿ” 29 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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super secret private Ms. Pig alt account that only 11 people have access to @fapo.bsky.social

09.03.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 363 ๐Ÿ” 79 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

girl so fat her typeface consists of balloon letters

09.03.2026 11:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my favourite part about my watchthrough of jojo is that i still have ASBR so whenever i'm mad at a character i can beat them up swag style

<- guy who's workshopping his fugo combos so he can finally fucking hit Purple Haze Distortion

09.03.2026 11:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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oh yeah did this for @stacpac.bsky.social a bit ago...

09.03.2026 01:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 270 ๐Ÿ” 54 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Power and some powerful burps
bday gift for @bludkus.bsky.social !!!

09.03.2026 05:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 133 ๐Ÿ” 28 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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All those crepes eventually catching up to her. ๐Ÿฅž

09.03.2026 04:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 226 ๐Ÿ” 58 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also i have NO idea why people think that dio would be a good father to giorno. he wasn't even a good father to his three other fucking sons. not to mention that i HIGHLY doubt giorno would actually like dio as a person given giorno's desire for justice and righteousness compared to dio

09.03.2026 09:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

your nuts are going to be crushed in ways heretofore unseen by the universe and i mean that in the best way possible

09.03.2026 09:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the concept of people not having read part 7 before the anime comes out is unnatural to me. people are going to come into part 7 completely blind and unspoiled and are about to have their hearts broken. i'm so excited

09.03.2026 09:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE PARTE 5: VENTO AUREO (1995/2018)

absolutely gorgeous anime. part 5 features some of the most creative stand fights i have ever seen and the adaptation does it justice. i just breezed through watching this because there was never a boring moment. I LOVE PANNACOTTA FUGOOOOOOO

09.03.2026 07:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 07:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@ vore mutuals is this true?

09.03.2026 06:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

09.03.2026 06:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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every last death he gets is deserved. a fitting punishment to a piece of shit like him

metanarratively i also think that this is fate's way of not just punishing him for abusing it, but ALSO for the universe reset in part 6 considering he indirectly caused it by giving the arrows to enya

09.03.2026 06:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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IT'S THE FRAAAAAAAAAAME

09.03.2026 06:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i have many mutuals that can answer this question

09.03.2026 06:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿฅน

09.03.2026 06:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Arrivederci, Diavolo.

09.03.2026 06:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WHAโ€”?!
WHAโ€”?!
WHAโ€”?!
WHAโ€”?!
WHAโ€”?!
WHAโ€”?!
WHAโ€”?!

09.03.2026 06:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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>kills a scorpion
>isn't crushed due to gold experience's damage reflection ability
a subtle nod to the fact that the death loop's already begun but diavolo doesn't know it yet, surely.

09.03.2026 06:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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freaky-ass shit

09.03.2026 06:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FUCK HIM UP IMMEDIATELY GIORNO

09.03.2026 06:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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legend

09.03.2026 06:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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definitely isn't YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

09.03.2026 06:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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windychu

09.03.2026 05:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1056 ๐Ÿ” 246 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0