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Alice Slater

@aliceslater

damn girl that looks yummy as fuck. what’s your email address?

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"Artists peak at 30", "30 under 30", "by 30 you should" ridiculous. Arts industries capital craves young people to exploit and burn out. It doesn't want older artists thriving and guiding the young. It also doesn't want artists to exist. Stop letting cannibals tell you you only matter on a plate.

26.02.2026 06:40 👍 7386 🔁 3120 💬 29 📌 61
25.02.2026 23:44 👍 55 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0
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On this day thirty years ago, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds released "Henry Lee", the second single from their ninth album "Murder Ballads" - a smouldering duet between PJ Harvey and Nick Cave

26.02.2026 12:50 👍 51 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0

All vintage Humpty Dumpties fit in to one of three categories
🥚the worst little gross nightmare creep
🥚tight trousers benevolent rotund friend
🥚serving a surprising amount of cunt for an egg

21.02.2026 18:53 👍 152 🔁 28 💬 15 📌 3

This is the shit I live for

13.02.2026 13:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I studied in Berlin in the late 90s. One Sunday afternoon on Alexanderplatz, I encountered what can only be called a super goth—head to toe black leather, corpse makeup, thigh-high boots, *batwings*—sharing an ice cream cone with his normie girlfriend.

13.02.2026 13:26 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

I think it’s got legs!

13.02.2026 13:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My brain’s so fried, I just called a haircut “getting the trims”

13.02.2026 12:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I'd like to share with you this perfect moss ball 🌿✨

10.02.2026 08:50 👍 1088 🔁 251 💬 31 📌 16

This is crushing. Hugs to all my queer friends. Hugs and more hugs.

10.02.2026 07:09 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, impeccable ❤️‍🔥

09.02.2026 21:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This was the goat btw, in case you’re imagining a black Philip “wouldst thou like to live deliciously” situation, which is of course inherently goth.

09.02.2026 19:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love to see goths in the wild. Incongruous goths. Goths on the bus at 3pm. Goths in B&Q. Goths in big Tesco. I was at a farm the other day petting a goat, and a goth appeared next to me to admire the same goat. Fantastic.

09.02.2026 19:49 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

ah i can answer this trick question actually. novels are not a race

08.02.2026 14:25 👍 3222 🔁 301 💬 52 📌 4

Oh no

05.02.2026 23:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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On this day, thirty years ago, "Murder Ballads" was released as the ninth studio album by #NickCaveandTheBadSeeds.

05.02.2026 17:12 👍 42 🔁 6 💬 7 📌 1

Can’t believe we used to flit to and fro together man I hardly ever see you in the meadow anymore

04.02.2026 11:49 👍 176 🔁 32 💬 0 📌 0
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I don't want to exaggerate but all of my hopes for 2026 are hanging on this novel described as "lesbian Malory Towers meets The Conjuring". It's out in March so I'll let you know.

03.02.2026 19:00 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

02.02.2026 02:00 👍 4459 🔁 728 💬 28 📌 31

Oh no :(

01.02.2026 11:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Creatives Grant let's make art less middle class

£500 given out to a working class writer every month.

Details in link.

Please share :)

01.02.2026 10:57 👍 191 🔁 195 💬 1 📌 7

I can’t believe Fred Durst wrote the line “heavy is the head that wears the crown.” The man is a poet 🥀

30.01.2026 16:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I start hanging out at the tip, I’ll make a dedicated area 🙌🏻

30.01.2026 11:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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129: The Lads' January 2026 Reading Update

If you love the idea of two lady authors chatting through everything they read in January, one of whom personifies a chic LRB totebag with an iced matcha, and the other is a bag of cans from Tesco, boy do l have a podcast for YEW: open.spotify.com/episode/0IZY...

30.01.2026 11:04 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

🖤🖤🖤

28.01.2026 17:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Queering the tip: Reclaiming the dump from hegemonic heterosexual masculinity

28.01.2026 16:10 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe as a chic divorcée, I’ll get really into going to the tip, like dads on bank holidays.

28.01.2026 16:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Went to the tip today and had a fucking blast. There was a whole skip for pots and pans? Never seen so many fucked up fridges. A broken Henry hoover watched everything unfold with his cheerful yet knowing smile.

28.01.2026 16:07 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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28.01.2026 12:00 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
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