Apple Memes

Me setting up my alarm: An iPhone a mile long, with alarms set for every half hour from 6am on. WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY? Because, man, THIS WAS BASICALLY MY IPHONE ALARM LIST FOR YEARS. Only, to be truthful, REALLY truthful... Mine looked more like this: 5:13; 5:19; 5:23; 5:31; 5:43... (Still does some days.) Because in addition to having massively unrealistic expectations of myself in terms of when I WILL wake up... I have an OCD thing about prime numbers. It's a PROBLEM, dude. If a volume is number-oriented - watch it, because it has to end in a prime or a five. At least I have THAT out. Same with microwaving & setting timers... It used to be a CHOICE (or I told myself that, anyway). Now, it's just impossible not to do it. God FORBID I'm driving a car with electronic MPH shit. Ugh. Anyway. Off-topic, but when AREN'T I? Point was, I saw this meme - which has to be really old, right? And I could NOT STOP LAUGHING. Figured some of you would find it funny, too. You're welcome, fuckers.

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WHY Am I STILL LAUGHING at this?
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Because it's pretty much what my alarm list looks like.

Same popup as in OP, but in the "Presidential Alert" meme as a modal dialog on an iPhone.

Simpsons “rest of your life meme”, Bart fears that “iOS 26 is the worst Apple UI” but Homer tells him that it is “the worst Apple UI so far”

Patrick Stewart picking apples with an apple that says “meme,” Patrick Stewart with a label “me” holding a basket that says “My Meme Collection.”

Thank you!

Tim Cook’s gift…
#apple #trump

Well, Apple now supports adjudicated rapists & convicted felons.

It seems that Tim Apple is taking the company in a different direction.

Me en dos partes: en la superior, a la izquierda Spiderman, de Tobey Maguire, sacándose las gafas, a la derecha el logo de iOS 26; abajo, a la izquierda poniéndose las gafas y a la derecha el logo de Windows Vista. El meme viene diciendo que si te fijas un poco son lo mismo...

Hay alguien en Apple que sabe que vuelve el estilo Frutiger Aero

Adapted même from the Monorail episode of the Simpsons, implying singing "Murderbot" instead of "Monorail.

#Murderbot

The Murderbot armour (with Murderbot in it!) from the new Murderbot TV series Armour designed by Tommy Arnold who described SecUnit branding as like a cross between a Coach bag and an oven ❤️ With the words “become ungovernable” across it—which refers to the fact Murderbot borked its govenror module Murderbot is a series of novellas and novels by Martha Wells—read them! Meme created by a friend

Excellent! I like the idea of rogue plants!

Like rogue SecUnits…

A meme, in the style of "woman yelling at cat." Gurathin, a nebbish scientist, is covered in blood yelling "What the hell? You could have killed me!" Murderbot, unperturbed, responds "there was a chance, yes. But everything turned out fine."

Very, very amped for the #murderbot series.

"Nihilism: stereotype vs reality" meme, where the stereotype picture is a black-and-white photo of someone curled up in despair with the text "nothing in life matters..." superimposed. The reality picture is a brightly colored eighties-style drawing of a guy giving a thumbs-up with the text "nothing in life matters!" superimposed. Along the top, I've replaced the "NIHILISM: STEREOTYPE VS REALITY" text with "TV VERSION OF MURDER BOT: EXPECTATION VS REALITY"

My murderbot TV show trailer reaction (complimentary):

TV show Murderbot and Gurathin: MB thinks: Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place."

I am so excited about the Murderbot TV show starting on Friday, have another Murderbot and Gurathin meme…

Spoilers! (Not really)
#murderbot #murderbotTV #dastmalchian

Meme of the last knight guarding the grail in Indiana Jones to Tim Cook: “You have chosen poorly”

Judge watching Apple maliciously comply with her original order

A meme using a real photo from a government meeting. Tim Cook (CEO of Apple) sits on the left looking disappointed, while Donald Trump sits on the right speaking confidently. Each has a speech bubble: Tim Cook’s says, “I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE’D MAKE BILLIONS”, and Trump’s says, “I SAID I’D MAKE BILLIONS.” Below the image, a caption reads: “Apple loses $250B market value as tariffs tank tech stocks” with the TechCrunch logo in the corner.

FAFO

A green apple is worn on a wrist like a watch, with clock numbers (12, 3, 6, and 9) and tick marks drawn on its surface. The stem in the apple represents the clock hands.

Hey guys look! I got an apple watch!
#meme #silly #apple #AppleWatch

Drakeposting meme. No to the Apple Watch Ultra. Yes to the Casio Royale.

New retro watch daily driver! I'm very happy with my new £30 Casio "Royale" (AE-1200WH). I might need to swap the battery in 10 years and maybe buy another watch in 30. Now,
to mod it to my heart's content! And even if I go crazy with mods (Titanium + Steel […]

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meme of an apple tv alerting you to watch an nba game that you are already watching on your apple tv

Two panels from Bors Mr Gotcha comic. First one someone is posting about how Apple should treat its workers better. The second Mr Gotcha comes in, saying "you said on an iphone. Heh, gotcha"

Lol yes, yes he did the meme. A real Mr Gotcha here

meme of a man holding an (old) iPhone whilst being flashed with a huge white light in his face

me when trying to sleep and i click on that one website which turns white whilst loading:

Mother Ignoring Kid Drowning In A Pool Meme: Mother - Apple Happy girl - Apple Watch Drowning boy - Apple Intelligence Skeleton at the bottom - Vision Pro

A smiling Patrick Stewart wearing a blue and red plaid shirt, in an orchard, reaching for an apple marked "this meme" to place it in a basket he's carrying in his other arm, the basket marked "memes I already have"

Fassbender Magneto "perfection" meme format: show me the real Murderbot (photo of Murderbot from Apple TV show), I said the real Murderbot (cover art of Murderbot from the novels), perfection (photo of K2SO waking up in the latest Andor episode)

No shade to Murderbot, I actually love Murderbot. (I just love K2SO too.)

i should do more meme riffs

Rose Gold EarPods
These 01/01 custom 18k rose gold Apple EarPods were created by Jony Ive & Marc Newson for the (RED) Auction in 2013. They sold for $461,000.

Apple just dropped an 8 minute teaser for Severance Season 2 exclusivity on Apple TV... 📺

The first 6 minutes is just Mark S. running down a corridor of white hallways 🏃👔

Season 2 drops on Jan 17

Who’s ready for the new iPhone project 2025? 🤣