elena

“Whoever stole the purple marker, please return it!” written in green on a whiteboard. “No!” is written in purple below it.

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

fun Weird West dev anecdote: there was a decal on a gun shop that said "riffles" instead of "rifles", i pointed it out in the slack and this was the fix that came through and shipped

when i broke my arm last year nurses were going crazy over me learning how to design my own rehabilitation assistance tools in CAD and i would just say that CAD and 3d printing is just something that i learned what little i know by having an idea and playing with the tools like it's a toy

absolutely cringeworthy admission from them to say that lol. how do they think people learn anything. (dipshit machine counts negative for learning)

Mobster: “why we suddenly rushing to whack this mook? We’ve left him alone for the last 2 months.”

ADHD Mobster: “the fugazi pharmacist only just filled my adderall prescription today, and did you know ‘pharmacy’ is from Greek?”

The Ultimate Portable.

little girl: "for christmas I want a dragon!" Santa: "be realistic" lg: "DDR5 RAM please" S: "what color do you want for your dragon" lg: "red"

Please stop sending highly-skilled assassins to murder me. It's mean and it hurts my feelings

so true

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

King's Field & King's Field II / Print ad / From Software / 1995

heat abnormal

#lobcorp

Oh my god

(looking at lesbian couple) so which one of you is on an unstoppable path towards terrifying apotheosis? and which one of you would shatter the heavens and poison the earth forever to take her back?

Fan art of Carol from Pluribus in a black and white style

When you're such a disaster lesbian that the hive mind has to distance itself from you
#Pluribus

What happens when you pick an American Pope: he builds an entire international trip around a Thanksgiving Turkey pun

Photo of a cookbook for Thanksgiving that features a roast turkey, turkey wraps, and turkey kebabs on the cover. Copy and title read YUMMIE! IT'S... FAMILY DAY OF FLESH FIFTY SCARY RECIPES TO MAKE YOUR FAMILY HAPPY THEIR MOUTHS WILL BE RIPPING. FLESH AND SMILING Review blurb reads: What you will do to turkey body will disturb you. Attributed to Traumatized Dinner Lover BY SICKOS WHO DO THIS FOR FUN

"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace

Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech but it's Ellen Ripley

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

おはようございます🐶📹👀

Beware, for while one of these may take you to Drift Heaven, the other shalt drag your very soul directly to Drift Hell... Choose wisely, O Drifting Lord...

Y'know, it makes perfect sense that Guillermo del Toro and James Cameron were roommates who introduced each other to Patlabor and Battle Angel Alita.

A Jack o’ Lantern carved to look like Haro Gundam

Just finished up my PG (Pumpkin Grade) 1:1 Haro!

"Updating Skeletons..." progress bar from PyCharm

oh hell yeah

why are you deploying chaff do you hate me do you hate my missiles