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FFXIV, Magic the Gathering, Hot Takes || he/him || only follow if you have a sense of humor kthnx

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I think a very large number of americans imagine the rest of the world as being either Neuschwannstein, Tokyo, or some biome-appropriate version of a Maasai village. Iran, being middle-eastern, is presumably a collection of Maasai villages full of dusty bedouin jihadis with bad teeth and AK-47s.

07.03.2026 06:14 πŸ‘ 163 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Is Nemesis from Resident Evil 3 hot? Asking for a friend

07.03.2026 07:44 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 0

she's an obvious alcoholic so her showing up to every event wasted would be funny at least

07.03.2026 10:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

us adults, foolish idiots: β€œbut what does β€˜six seven’ mean?”

THE CHILDREN, harbingers tapping into the immortal zeitgeist: β€œ$6 gas now, $7 gas tomorrow, hahahahHahahHAHAHAHAHA”

07.03.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 518 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

ubisoft: we are proud today to announce the new rabbid: the rabbid you fuck.

ubisoft: you may think a few previous rabbids were this. we understand the confusion, but those rabbids were meant to invoke lust, not fulfill it. like the green m&m.

ubisoft: this rabbid, though - meant to be fucked.

07.03.2026 06:37 πŸ‘ 345 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1
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I have done the research, these are the 9 best video game names
πŸ₯‡ Blomby Car
πŸ₯ˆ Kickle Cubicle
πŸ₯‰ Bumpy Trot
4️⃣ Tinkle Pit
5️⃣ Bubble Bobble
6️⃣ Kiki Kaikai
7️⃣ Libble Rabble
8️⃣ Plump Pop
9️⃣ Chack'n Pop

07.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A random Nichijou frame from EP19.

A random Nichijou frame from EP19.

07.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 209 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

hahahaha we're fucked

07.03.2026 09:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

90s Anime Lessons Learned:

Megumi Hayashibara theme songs "slapped" as the kids say. They also tricked you into watching some mediocre anime.

06.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
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The "EVANGELION:30+; 30th ANNIVERSARY OF EVANGELION" short film will release officially on Studio khara's YouTube channel on March 8 at midnight JST.

www.evangelion.jp/news/260307-2/

07.03.2026 08:51 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 6

30 straight years of arguing about best girl

07.03.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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he really doesn't wanna come in

07.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and they talked about this like it was a good thing.

07.03.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there was a popular "devs play" series of the second and third Ratchet & Clank games on YouTube many years ago now

they talked about their public testing experience and the result was them removing interesting puzzles and yet retaining horribly unbalanced combat sections.

07.03.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

gamers are aggressively resistant to the idea that anything is happening in the real world

07.03.2026 09:26 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going β€œwow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic

07.03.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 3182 πŸ” 830 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 40
Hilda/Touko from Pokemon dressed like Aerith Gainsborough from Final Fantasy VII. Her outfit is a mix of Aerith's original 1997 design and her current Remake.

Hilda/Touko from Pokemon dressed like Aerith Gainsborough from Final Fantasy VII. Her outfit is a mix of Aerith's original 1997 design and her current Remake.

had the thought cross my mind to try drawing Hilda/Touko in Aerith's outfit

07.03.2026 05:51 πŸ‘ 1264 πŸ” 306 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
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Crushed to find out that it isn't a dating website for poly people

06.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t think the goal of fiction is to fix as many people as possible

07.03.2026 06:37 πŸ‘ 758 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 1

Nobody should take messaging advice from me, but democrats might make a lot of mileage just by repeating facts about Iran like β€œit’s incredibly mountainous” and β€œthere are 90 million Iranians”

07.03.2026 06:17 πŸ‘ 875 πŸ” 110 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 9

I feel like it would just take one PokΓ©mon looking at Pikachu and asking β€œwhy doesn’t he need to live in the ball?” to lead to some fuckin changes in that society

07.03.2026 05:58 πŸ‘ 1830 πŸ” 197 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 13

A friend of mine who runs these things always repeats something to me along the lines of "Playtests and Research isn't for telling you the right thing to do, it's to confirm to you that your assumptions are correct and that your intentions are getting through to the players" and that's stuck with me

07.03.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 670 πŸ” 167 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5
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There is no parenting handbook for the period when your teenaged son desires to grow a patchy mustache and look like a little scuzzbucket

07.03.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 1

Death Stranding 2

07.03.2026 06:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

real feminism is, and I cannot stress this enough, when women are free to be insane perverts

01.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 343 πŸ” 141 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ₯Ή

07.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

oooooohhhhhhhHHHHHH WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE

IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLD WAS TURNING

07.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

supply chain guys:

07.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 339 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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The White House shitter account posted a pro-iran war propaganda video that included clips of the yugioh anime, so I figure this is a good time to remind everyone that Kazuki Takahashi was staunchly anti-war and he died a hero, unlike any american in Iran right now.

07.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 1279 πŸ” 666 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 5