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@carrieheffernan

Writer, satirist, and professional pot-stirrer. Comedy, culture, and the occasional reality check. If it’s worth talking about, I’m probably making fun of itβ€”or fighting for it - πŸ’œπŸ’šπŸ‘€πŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸ’»πŸ“πŸΎ

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Police are supposed to help. Nobody should be able to drive up in an unmarked car, wearing masks, carrying rifles, guns, tear gas and zip ties & literally grab people off the streets or out of their cars.We have the right to defend ourselves when someone is trying to harm us or we fear for our lives

04.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stop the ride … I want to get off!!

01.03.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s be clear β€œhe” started WW3 .. not β€œher”……. Ok?

01.03.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can Lindsay Lohan please check in with us!!!!

01.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No respect for the men’s Olympic hockey team!!!!!

24.02.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do rich people get things for free?

05.02.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am in shock about Mickey… devastated…. RIP. #bigbrother27 😭😭😭😭😭😭

26.12.2025 16:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The tush push as it’s been renamed.. is actually called the quarterback sneak … this generation has to rename everything and act like they invented something new…

16.11.2025 19:08 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FYI: The quarterback sneak called and said it wants its name back … πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

11.11.2025 03:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually.. Mary and Nicole are the only high producing Realtors in that cast … the show is just an illusion people.. #sellingsunset

07.11.2025 15:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chrishell says it’s over .. she’s done with Selling Sunset. I say good .. it’s not a good look for her. She’s not actually sold much anyway .. the show isn’t what they make it out to be. All she & the other girls are, are reality show girls with a real estate license. #sellingsunset

07.11.2025 15:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chrishell, Chelsea and Emma need to go.. they are the mean girls in the office .. maybe if they’d concentrate on their work, they’d actually get their listings sold .. #sellingsunset

06.11.2025 19:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If something on a ballot and wins can be challenged then ALL things on a ballot and wins can be challenged

06.11.2025 17:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let me save everyone time… the reunion sucked .. the only part that was delicious was the tiny blow up between Chrishell and Bre which they cut and said they’d come back to but never do … total clip tease!! #sellingsunset

06.11.2025 15:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think Chrishell might start to realize that a paycheck isn’t worth all of that stress… stress does horrible things to our health.. mentally and physically… #sellingsunset

06.11.2025 15:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The reunion was disappointing..

I do think Chrishell, Chelsea and Emma need to leave the office .. they are the issue and I don’t even know why Amanza is even there at this point.. #sellingsunset

06.11.2025 14:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I totally forwarded right thru the OC agents part .. not having it #sellingsunset

06.11.2025 14:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So Chrishell is sooooo offended by what Nicole said to her but it’s totally different for what she said about Emma’s relationship on social media … sorry girl that’s hypocritical #sellingsunset

06.11.2025 14:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now a days .. it’s always Opposite Day

02.11.2025 01:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s ridiculous.. I can’t see clients wanting to hire women who behave the way they do .. and apparently not a lot do .. the listings they do get are either fed to them by the twins or the ones they do get .. don’t sell because they are horrible at their job .. #sellingsunset

01.11.2025 02:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think Chelsea is trying to be a better person since her divorce but she did stir the pot in past seasons … the damage is done. #sellingsunset

31.10.2025 19:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fame has definitely gone to Chrishell’s head. She has become the mean girl. She came in as a really nice, empathetic person .. or so it seemed.. her, Emma & Chelsea are the cancer in that office & imo they couldn’t negotiate their way out of a paper bag w/a hole in the bottom #sellingsunset

31.10.2025 17:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And she hasn’t even been selling any homes ..none of them have ..I know who has sold one here & there but they have not been doing the business that show makes it look like they are …when Chrishell said her, Emma and Chelsea were the ones doing all the business.. i was like πŸ˜‚πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« #sellingsunset

31.10.2025 17:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The real tea is that the girls haven’t really sold anything .. it’s just an illusion.. at this point it’s just a soap opera #sellingsunset

31.10.2025 13:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just don’t have the energy to put into those outfits and makeup #sellingsunset

31.10.2025 04:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have news for you .. I looked all of them up and they haven’t sold anything .. Nicole has a listing and she sold one this year.. Chelsea hasn’t sold anything this year .. Emma hasn’t sold anything this yr..Bre hasn’t sold anything this yr.. it’s all an illusion … πŸͺ„ #sellingsunset

31.10.2025 04:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

They make it seem like all of those girls are selling a lot of real estate and they aren’t .. it’s all about the drama, clothes and perception #sellingsunset

31.10.2025 04:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I looked Chrishell up and she only sold one home this year in Feb.. with a co-list for $4M.. granted .. you can just sell one home a year for $4M and be ok if you are Chrishell #sellingsunset πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ‘»βœŒπŸ»

31.10.2025 02:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But she didn’t say her β€œdead” parents .. she said like your parents .. I believe .. I get what she was saying and look.. Chrishell didn’t have to call her a liar about her eyesight.. they were both wrong but Chrishell was the ball buster #sellingsunset

31.10.2025 02:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chrishell’s $28M listing expired… it’s priced too high .. she should have priced it accordingly.. it was up for 182 days .. #sellingsunset

31.10.2025 02:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0