Shycub

Suddenly feeling very self conscious about my digital footprint. So changing what I’ll be posting here. Just feeling icky at the moment.

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God damn 🥵

I’m allergic to cats but there are some comforts worth a Claritin.

Breaking: Scruffy dishie so board at work he takes two selfies. More news at 5.

Yeah I have to agree

What a stud

Happy new year to you too

I just know those spirit airline bathrooms are to small to join the mile high club

He has claimed his place

Out here feeling like I’m gonna solve the mystery

For Christmas I decided to try a different style than what I usually am (which is to say no style at all) thoughts on this?

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Good morning handsome bear

We are officially on the most annoying time of year, where every fucking thing is an ad.

Me and my shiny Pokémon

I’d be in heaven sir

The urge to make a hearty delicious homemade soup at 3 in the morning is my call to the void.

I’ll let the soup in.
We are having soup.
It will be perfect.
I will be happy.

Aww thank you sir I’m glad you like it

Halloween was fun. But I’m beat. And my shin is bruised. Time to hibernate until next year comes around

Awww 🥰 that’s high praise from someone as handsome as you

Does anyone remember these things from friendly’s? God I miss being a child when the world was all Shirley temples and goblinoid ice cream sundaes. Anyway, this fella looks crazy spooky and I’m gonna try and recreate him some day for Halloween.

It can’t even be the fun kind of existential horror

It’s Halloween month but the only type of afraid I am is socially. Why isn’t it spooky yet

Once it comes together more I’ll show it off

I think once I get the right pants and stuff I’ll feel better about it haha

Probably because I threw everything on pretty quickly but I felt like everything below the waist doesn’t fit me.

Oh no. My Halloween costume is combing together and it’s both really slutty and I feel like a weird toddler in it 💀