Andy Operandi 🫠

we used to have Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Mike Pensions, Gary Literacy, Pete Socialsafetynet,

Aww you rescued it 🥺

Mayor Mamdani and a child play with Legos while looking very serious and concentrated. The child is impossibly adorable and wearing tiny blue glasses.

No interruptions, please. We’re building universal child care.

Thinking a Socialist future is possible is kind of *the one thing* that makes you a Socialist. If you don't think that is possible, you are a nihilist or a fascist.

I'll be over here making a better world with my comrades.

move slow and repair things

It is so weird when younger people think that getting older means ceasing social participation

This is also why so many of you fear aging. You think that you will be forced away from life and society

You must face the gazebo alone.

Making it through the week to Friday morning, to hear that the dogs were good again this week, is a mandatory treat for my sanity. They're all good dogs, Brent!

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

I needed this schadenfreude today.

Margot and Anne Frank died in Bergen-Belsen as a typhus epidemic killed 17,000 people

Lol same, I was like "congrats on getting swole!"

YES 😄😩🫠

The parents won't notice and neither will the baby. The first three months are bonkers, any time in that window is fine I promise 😄🫠

The radio just bleeped "rag" out of "I'm on the rag and ovulating" (Eminem). What in the fragile masculinity is going on here

Well done sir, bravo

I did NOT enjoy calling clinics and specialists to ensure my high-med-needs kid can be seen before the cutoff. As if we don't pay enough for @bcbsm.bsky.social and work hard enough for @umich.edu. They are both rolling in money and scheming how to get more while we're out here scrambling.

I think one of the things that bothers me the most about the way Polymarket presents itself to the world is that it's adopted the language of journalism to make itself sound more legitimate. Like look at this post from yesterday morning incorrectly "projecting" the winner.

Peculiarity shop? They're so good!

O shit, I need to host another lefty craft sesh

That's right. You got no leg to stand on, Newsom supporters. Shut your hole. We don't need anti trans anti homeless greaseball shit. North Carolina is purple, it's not some blue stronghold.

You're pregnant. Mazel tov!

We're not falling for it. They can either enthusiastically usher in Woke 2.0, or they can slowly go extinct.

What's this list from? Embarrassing. 😩

If NYT isn't dead to you you're not paying attention

IT’S OUR TIME. EVERYBODY CELEBRATE THE WEDDING THIS MOMENT CREATED www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJ...

Yes.

I keep thinking about the people for whom $400K is a small number and how they are the reason people for whom it is a very big number have to hustle like this

Please keep circulating this so that people who have $500 to spare see it

a calico cat laying in a stainless steel sink

A calico cat laying in a teal sweater

😍🥰 thank you! Have some April in return 🥰

sure the pedophile felon president just illegally bombed a country that may have nukes while federal forces under his command murder and harass people in america and immigrants are tortured and he moves forward with plans to build concentration camps and sorry idk where i was going fuck all of this