THIS IS THE BEST THING EVERRRRRRR
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVERRRRRRR
Blitz and Stolas at a rage room, Stolas is smashing a peacock ceramic statue with a big hammer while Blitz cheers, holding a baseball bat. Around the room, objects to smash (a TV, bottles, a lamp) are available, as well as tools to smash them with (a hammer, a wrench, a heavy chain, even a cleaver and a morningstar). In the background, a sign reads "Need PPE? Are you a wuss or what?" (PPE=Personal Protection equipment such as gloves, face shields, helmets...)
Hi @howdareyoudothis.bsky.social! I hope you had a great Valentine's day weekend, I was assigned your prompts for the @helluvaexchanges.bsky.social Valentine's exchange, and your prompt about Stolitz going to a rage room was a lot of fun, Stolas definitely needs it!
I hope you like it! =)
HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BESTTTT OMG πβ€οΈ they're having so much funnnnn I'm so obsessed. The peacock statuette!!! The OSHA poster (high key need a sticker of the poster). This has made my entire month I love it so much π thank you thank you thank youuuuuuu
Wait I'm obsessed
I SAW THIS PROMPT IN YOUR LIST AND IMMEDIATELY WENT βΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈI hope I saw your vision and I had an absolute ball writing this π₯Ή I'll definitely be writing more on this tradition!!!!!
Happy Valentine's day @k-screwball.bsky.social !!!! I'm your fic writer! I had a fantastic time inventing some hellish traditions for our favorite boys π₯Ήπ«Ά
archiveofourown.org/works/79418846
Hey. Hey you π«΅ c'mere. Have you ever wanted to read bratty BlitzΓΈ getting fucked stupid by a cowboy in a tack room? Of course you do.
Filthy #blitzker smut now live!!! Tag your friends!!!
archiveofourown.org/works/78372266
If anyone wants an Aussie Striker to step on them I also do parties. My price is a can of Monster. Unless you're Ghost then I'm free
OMG I GET TO SEE IT NOW WOOOOOOOO
Australia won't let me look at this but I'm blessed enough to be partially to blame πππ
(I'll confirm my age eventually, I'm just lazy)
MY SKIN? CLEAR. MY CROPS? WATERED? MY ASS? SAT.
rice krispies (1/β¦3, i think)
this spun so far out of control after a silly conversation with @howdareyoudothis.bsky.social on twitter, and i truly hate backgrounds so donβt mind the weird shit i did instead.
STOLAS' EXPRESSION IN THAT LAST PANEL ARE YOU KIDDING ME ππ₯Ήπ«Ά
I'm bouncing off the walls I'm so excited omg
Every time I see a human BlitzΓΈ design I get closer to getting an eyebrow slit
Omg I can't believe I haven't put gender fuckery over here yet!!!
Thank you thank you thank youuuuuu!!!!!
Omg thank you so much!!! This is one of my personal favorites of my works, I'm so glad it's loved π₯Ή
Black Eyeliner by @howdareyoudothis.bsky.social is such a sweet Fizz and Blitz friendship story. I love it so much and I feel its underappreciated. Please go read this, they're characterized so well! 5 times Blitz does Fizz' makeup and 1 time he returns the favor.
archiveofourown.org/works/62657260
does Viv know my mental health depends on a lizard and owl getting together and snuggling and kissing and being happy with their two daughters
if not can someone let her know
7 more followers and 7 more posts and my followers/following/posts will be 66 66 66 can I pull it off????
BlitzΓΈ tucking his tail in Stolas' back pocket cause walking hand in hand is impractical.
That's it, that's the post
I love hurting my own feelings π
Chapter 2 of Gender Fic is well underway
#HelluvaHallmark #HellaverseArt #HellavaFics
Aim to post on December 20, but this is just for fun!
Pick a Hallmark-inspired prompt and tag with your work! All creative mediums, Hellaverse characters & ships accepted (please refrain from depicting minor characters in age-inappropriate situations).
stolas petting around the base of blitzΓΈβs horns and blitzΓΈ wagging his tail like a lil puppy
a little warm & safe snuggle pile πββοΈ feel free to add your own lore for who got to find them like this
#helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart #blitzΓΈ #fizzarolli #blitzfizz
FUCK I FOLLOWED PEOPLE FIRST AND BROKE IT
I need two more people to follow me to hit the trifecta
blitz x ozzie doodles π΄
#blitzΓΈ #asmodeus #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart
A digital draw of Kaa (an anthropomorphic indochinese green magpie Goetia), grilling a lizard hamburger at the beach.
Gotta take advantage of the nice weather and take out the grill!
Comm for @howdareyoudothis.bsky.social !!