Dare 🪱

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVERRRRRRR

Blitz and Stolas at a rage room, Stolas is smashing a peacock ceramic statue with a big hammer while Blitz cheers, holding a baseball bat. Around the room, objects to smash (a TV, bottles, a lamp) are available, as well as tools to smash them with (a hammer, a wrench, a heavy chain, even a cleaver and a morningstar). In the background, a sign reads "Need PPE? Are you a wuss or what?" (PPE=Personal Protection equipment such as gloves, face shields, helmets...)

Hi @howdareyoudothis.bsky.social! I hope you had a great Valentine's day weekend, I was assigned your prompts for the @helluvaexchanges.bsky.social Valentine's exchange, and your prompt about Stolitz going to a rage room was a lot of fun, Stolas definitely needs it!

I hope you like it! =)

HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BESTTTT OMG 😭❤️ they're having so much funnnnn I'm so obsessed. The peacock statuette!!! The OSHA poster (high key need a sticker of the poster). This has made my entire month I love it so much 😭 thank you thank you thank youuuuuuu

Wait I'm obsessed

I SAW THIS PROMPT IN YOUR LIST AND IMMEDIATELY WENT ‼️‼️‼️‼️I hope I saw your vision and I had an absolute ball writing this 🥹 I'll definitely be writing more on this tradition!!!!!

Happy Valentine's day @k-screwball.bsky.social !!!! I'm your fic writer! I had a fantastic time inventing some hellish traditions for our favorite boys 🥹🫶

archiveofourown.org/works/79418846

Hey. Hey you 🫵 c'mere. Have you ever wanted to read bratty Blitzø getting fucked stupid by a cowboy in a tack room? Of course you do.

Filthy #blitzker smut now live!!! Tag your friends!!!

archiveofourown.org/works/78372266

If anyone wants an Aussie Striker to step on them I also do parties. My price is a can of Monster. Unless you're Ghost then I'm free

OMG I GET TO SEE IT NOW WOOOOOOOO

Australia won't let me look at this but I'm blessed enough to be partially to blame 😍😍😍

(I'll confirm my age eventually, I'm just lazy)

MY SKIN? CLEAR. MY CROPS? WATERED? MY ASS? SAT.

rice krispies (1/…3, i think)

this spun so far out of control after a silly conversation with @howdareyoudothis.bsky.social on twitter, and i truly hate backgrounds so don’t mind the weird shit i did instead.

STOLAS' EXPRESSION IN THAT LAST PANEL ARE YOU KIDDING ME 😭🥹🫶

I'm bouncing off the walls I'm so excited omg

Every time I see a human Blitzø design I get closer to getting an eyebrow slit

Omg I can't believe I haven't put gender fuckery over here yet!!!

Thank you thank you thank youuuuuu!!!!!

Omg thank you so much!!! This is one of my personal favorites of my works, I'm so glad it's loved 🥹

Black Eyeliner by @howdareyoudothis.bsky.social is such a sweet Fizz and Blitz friendship story. I love it so much and I feel its underappreciated. Please go read this, they're characterized so well! 5 times Blitz does Fizz' makeup and 1 time he returns the favor.

archiveofourown.org/works/62657260

does Viv know my mental health depends on a lizard and owl getting together and snuggling and kissing and being happy with their two daughters

if not can someone let her know

7 more followers and 7 more posts and my followers/following/posts will be 66 66 66 can I pull it off????

Blitzø tucking his tail in Stolas' back pocket cause walking hand in hand is impractical.

That's it, that's the post

I love hurting my own feelings 💅

Chapter 2 of Gender Fic is well underway

#HelluvaHallmark #HellaverseArt #HellavaFics

Aim to post on December 20, but this is just for fun!

Pick a Hallmark-inspired prompt and tag with your work! All creative mediums, Hellaverse characters & ships accepted (please refrain from depicting minor characters in age-inappropriate situations).

stolas petting around the base of blitzø’s horns and blitzø wagging his tail like a lil puppy

a little warm & safe snuggle pile 🙂‍↕️ feel free to add your own lore for who got to find them like this

#helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart #blitzø #fizzarolli #blitzfizz

FUCK I FOLLOWED PEOPLE FIRST AND BROKE IT

I need two more people to follow me to hit the trifecta

blitz x ozzie doodles 🐴

#blitzø #asmodeus #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart

A digital draw of Kaa (an anthropomorphic indochinese green magpie Goetia), grilling a lizard hamburger at the beach.

Gotta take advantage of the nice weather and take out the grill!

Comm for @howdareyoudothis.bsky.social !!