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“Trump got very lucky and now we’re paying for it,” could apply to incidents in any of the last ten years.

07.03.2026 07:04 👍 85 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

People are mad at Timothée Chalamet for being callow? That’s his brand.

07.03.2026 02:38 👍 74 🔁 4 💬 13 📌 2
Markwayne Mullin, in luscious extensions.

Markwayne Mullin, in luscious extensions.

I don’t know, big hair to fill.

07.03.2026 02:22 👍 334 🔁 46 💬 26 📌 5

I hate the thoughts these people put in my head.

07.03.2026 02:11 👍 211 🔁 14 💬 12 📌 1

I just keep coming back to this and how in a normal world this would be the end of any career who had anything to do with it.

07.03.2026 00:36 👍 317 🔁 62 💬 4 📌 0

TGIF

07.03.2026 00:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tractor on dirt in the ballroom.

Tractor on dirt in the ballroom.

Sure, laugh at the ballroom now, but did any other president build a tractor pull ready venue?

06.03.2026 23:12 👍 122 🔁 10 💬 7 📌 1

The Ark of the Incontinent.

06.03.2026 22:59 👍 36 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0

Not nearly enough consideration of the threat atmosphere when it comes to survivors telling their stories.

06.03.2026 22:57 👍 168 🔁 42 💬 3 📌 0

I prefer when LBJ ordered ball room from Joe Haggar.

06.03.2026 22:56 👍 57 🔁 4 💬 9 📌 2
Trump in his big dumb ballroom.

Trump in his big dumb ballroom.

06.03.2026 22:54 👍 46 🔁 3 💬 10 📌 1
Trump’s huge dumb ballroom.

Trump’s huge dumb ballroom.

It looks like a gilded warehouse.

06.03.2026 22:37 👍 273 🔁 28 💬 47 📌 10

Does the Times have stories like this to go for each member of the entire hapless cabinet, like obituary pre-writes?

06.03.2026 22:34 👍 116 🔁 11 💬 10 📌 1

Switched to EV a month ago.

06.03.2026 21:45 👍 41 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Trump at White House correspondents dinner plotting revenge.

Trump at White House correspondents dinner plotting revenge.

Memo to White House correspondents, this is the only acceptable reaction to Trump “jokes.”

06.03.2026 20:01 👍 112 🔁 7 💬 10 📌 0

Way, way too many “this is a real post from the White House” QTs lately.

06.03.2026 19:37 👍 79 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

I wonder how often Trump has told a reporter something during his late night call rolling and then denied it the next day?

06.03.2026 18:22 👍 56 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1
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a man in a blue shirt is working on a computer and asking where his money is ALT: a man in a blue shirt is working on a computer and asking where his money is

America to the illegal Trump tax.

06.03.2026 18:20 👍 81 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

Trump’s most savvy move is spending hours on the phone making reporters feel special and then publicly calling them fake.

06.03.2026 16:39 👍 141 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 1

Now that they're trying to pretend their war is not a war, they've gone back to calling it the Defense Department.

06.03.2026 16:01 👍 3306 🔁 854 💬 214 📌 56

Literally a magician.

06.03.2026 15:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So what do the reporters at the White House Correspondents Dinner do when Trump just starts ranting about winning in 2020? When he makes jokes about his disaster war? He's doing it this year as a power move and they are pawns.

06.03.2026 15:55 👍 297 🔁 36 💬 22 📌 7

Wait until the WHCA dinner when he really forces the complicity.

06.03.2026 15:53 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The guy clearly feels way too comfortable ordering a steady stream of death and destruction, how can anybody be so sure he wouldn't be a monster to young girls offered up to him?

06.03.2026 15:49 👍 98 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

"Anything brewing at NASCAR cup in Vegas?"

06.03.2026 15:33 👍 91 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

Republicans (and Fetterman) in congress keep giving this man their full faith.

06.03.2026 15:32 👍 117 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 0

Kash telling staff to find credible threats to Ft. Lauderdale during spring break.

06.03.2026 15:14 👍 168 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 0

Of course, nothing bad has ever happened from giving Donald Trump the benefit of the doubt.

06.03.2026 15:04 👍 148 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 1

Kash Patel requests all terrorism target places where there's fun activities for him.

06.03.2026 15:01 👍 260 🔁 20 💬 10 📌 1