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i hope mamdani’s betrayal of trans youth is at least instructive to leftist electoralists. we can elect AOC president in 2028 and by march 2029 she’ll be talking about how we need to turn the page and avoid tribunals. the majority of our work needs to happen outside the electoral sphere

07.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot

THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him

THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me

YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care

BECAUSE my position is immutable

07.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 1005 πŸ” 253 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 28
Liberals: we will do literally anything and run literally anyone to entice swing voters
Leftists: we're swing voters, we'll swing your way if you run someone we like
Liberals: fuck off, we want the REAL swing voters: belligerent racists who hate us

Liberals: we will do literally anything and run literally anyone to entice swing voters Leftists: we're swing voters, we'll swing your way if you run someone we like Liberals: fuck off, we want the REAL swing voters: belligerent racists who hate us

24.02.2026 06:13 πŸ‘ 717 πŸ” 201 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
Today's average price of gas $3.41 which is $0.43 since February 28.

Source: AAA

Today's average price of gas $3.41 which is $0.43 since February 28. Source: AAA

Having a tracker of gas prices on the front page of a news site is a good thing right?

07.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just had to deal with what goes to which ports while setting my PC back on.

07.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Post by B.Y. in Quakertown, PA: "Support Quakertown Police Chief Scott McElree

Quakertown Police Chief Scott McElree has dedicated his life to supporting and serving our community with integrity and commitment. Now, more than ever, Chief McElree needs our support. 
On February 20, 2026, students from Quakertown Community High School walked off of campus to protest U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) actions. 
The protest moved into the streets of Quakertown and turned into a physical confrontation between students and police after police responded to reports of vandalism. 
McElree responded to the situation and tried to detain a student, who did not comply. This then sparked a struggle with several teenagers. 
Several students were seen beating McElree and several other officers, and are now facing aggravated assault charges.
During the altercation, McElree suffered serious injuries including facial and rib injuries.

Chief McElree has always…

Continue reading and sign this petition on Change.org:  https://c.org/GZC9LTyGN2"

Post by B.Y. in Quakertown, PA: "Support Quakertown Police Chief Scott McElree Quakertown Police Chief Scott McElree has dedicated his life to supporting and serving our community with integrity and commitment. Now, more than ever, Chief McElree needs our support. On February 20, 2026, students from Quakertown Community High School walked off of campus to protest U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) actions. The protest moved into the streets of Quakertown and turned into a physical confrontation between students and police after police responded to reports of vandalism. McElree responded to the situation and tried to detain a student, who did not comply. This then sparked a struggle with several teenagers. Several students were seen beating McElree and several other officers, and are now facing aggravated assault charges. During the altercation, McElree suffered serious injuries including facial and rib injuries. Chief McElree has always… Continue reading and sign this petition on Change.org: https://c.org/GZC9LTyGN2"

Haha Nextdoor never disappoints.

07.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A LIST OF WORDS FOR COOL.

A LIST OF WORDS FOR COOL.

A DUDE THINKING SOME SERIOUSLY DEEP THOUGHTS.

A DUDE THINKING SOME SERIOUSLY DEEP THOUGHTS.

THE BEST HOODIE OF ALL TIME

THE BEST HOODIE OF ALL TIME

MY CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE MACHINE. A "CUTE CATBOY" AND BEANS.

MY CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE MACHINE. A "CUTE CATBOY" AND BEANS.

SO THIS SHIT RULES. youraislopbores.me

06.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 425 πŸ” 124 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 49

youtu.be/-tvl8sDu9vo?...

07.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"It's not Nazi friendly and I hate it."

Keep punching these dicks friends.

07.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A messy computer desk with dual monitors featuring a retro wave anime girl. My pc case is under the desk lit up purple with a black chair half spun

A messy computer desk with dual monitors featuring a retro wave anime girl. My pc case is under the desk lit up purple with a black chair half spun

I'm kind of moved in?

07.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And pork buns!

07.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god we ordered dinner and as I was taking out the trash the delivery woman arrived. Since she had to take a photo there is now an awkward photo of me holding a bag of ramen. πŸ™ƒ

07.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Basing it on the pattern of every MAGA woman getting the same work done.

Okay maybe it did make her happy and I'll withhold judgement on that.

07.03.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If your land was occupied and your family murdered what would you do? People sure love to have resistance fantasies until it involves people they don't like.

06.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

meanwhile i'm like "how do I get INTO the mirror universe"

06.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I knew where this was going as soon as you mentioned dates but goddamn.

06.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œThere are millions of people in the investment industry.”

A fist clenches in the middle of the frame. Under it

β€œSome will make money and more will lose money from this tragedy.”

β€œThere are millions of people in the investment industry.” A fist clenches in the middle of the frame. Under it β€œSome will make money and more will lose money from this tragedy.”

β€œI am also an investor.”

Frame features an over the shoulder view of the protagonist watching a TV. You can sort of make it out but not quite.”

β€œAnd I will either make or lose money.”

β€œI am also an investor.” Frame features an over the shoulder view of the protagonist watching a TV. You can sort of make it out but not quite.” β€œAnd I will either make or lose money.”

The final panel just says β€œDA DUN”

And features a shot of the fucking twin towers burning

The final panel just says β€œDA DUN” And features a shot of the fucking twin towers burning

Been reading this financial intrigue webtoon. Character is reborn as the child of a wealthy Korean family, is amassing power with knowledge of future events etc. Up to now it’s all been 90s and the beginning of the 2000s. But I was following the plot line and then it diverts to hit me with:

06.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Under qualified.

06.03.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A coworker asked me my weekend plans.

"Oh we might go to a women's sports bar tonight."

"Who are you watching?"

"We'll see who she ends up being."

06.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

they’re just begging for a car chase

06.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 3715 πŸ” 642 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 56

Good girls.

06.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Realizing now that I'm marrying a videogame girl I might win the "we should get a NeoGeo cabinet" battle.

06.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Done taking a middle ground with people that want us dead.

06.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People might get pissed at me for it but I think we should stop saying "not a thing" about trans minors getting surgery and start saying "why is that a problem and it's none of your business".

06.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me watching the girls walk into the bar:

06.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 5386 πŸ” 1194 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 22

[through gritted teeth] thanks josh

06.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s because of people like this piece of shit with over 30k followers telling people β€œit’s ok if you question vaccines” that we have children dying of preventable diseases

06.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 342 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 19

Getting REALLY TIRED of "reasonable concerns".

06.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

a lot of my fellow cis people are gonna think this is a good answer, and yall are fucking dipshits.

β€œtrans genocide is a distraction” is the excuse of someone who is fine with trans genocide

06.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 142 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1