Molli Jo sends her love.
07.03.2026 02:52
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Molli Jo sends her love.
Even my therapist is like, sure, it's acceptable to feel pulsating white hot rage multiple times a day. Go with it.
When you hear someone use the word averse for the first time two hours earlier and go with your gut instinct for how best to use it live on TV.
Hold on.
HOLD.
ON.
Did he just dead name the Department Of WAR?!?!?!
She's eight new CBS procedurals.
Make it a crossover and bring back Brockmire.
I like to think her staff hates her so much they're just letting her talk unaware she's been fired.
Though in fairness this is kinda like being in the last row of seats on the Hindenburg cheering that the passenger you hate in the front row was just incinerated.
Is one of the side effects a change in the vocal cords? There's no way he's sounded like a man gargling lava rocks all his life.
surviving followers.
Of course, it loses a bit of pizzazz in the post smart phone world since it makes their followers uncomfortable when they start shouting in their face or undressing to slip into a bright pink radiation suit.
Think of all the post nuclear war business opportunities for the surviving TikTok influencers.
Try on hauls for:
Radiation suits
Oxygen masks
200 SPF skin creams
Tips for making candles last longer
Meal prep for eating once a day
So many opportunities for content to their hundreds of
Two components.
EPIC
&
FURY
On first glance I thought the ER actor Eric LaSalle owned a Chicago Body Shop.
Time for another cup of coffee.
Is he talking about the military in Iran or ICE in the US?
I can't keep my government criminals straight.
Object Permanence.
Barron knows all about the perils.
He has to re-introduce himself to Cheeto every time he walks in the room.
"No, sir. I said I'm your youngest son, Barron. No, I don't know where they hid the Declaration of Independence."
And now members of congress need to form visitation teams and start going to every facility tomorrow morning with daily visits thereafter at random times throughout the day.
I'll spend my subscription budget on the first outlet to refer to Tilly Norwood as both an IT and an NPC.
It's as much of an actor as Elon Musk is a philanthropist.
In no vision of the future did I hope for anything remotely like ANY OF THIS.
It's a coin toss between this and Seth Brundle pulling out his fingernails along with those gnarly giant hair follicles growing out of his back as the transformation begins.
What? Was Dachau booked? Moscow?
Who the fuck goes to Dubai ever for a romantic getaway let alone with **WAVES ARMS AROUND WILDLY** all this going on?
There are literally thousands of more appropriate getaway locations that don't involve state sanctioned slavery.
They chose poorly.
You know it looks like King Kong is wearing a bowtie in that picture.
Tada!
Now, you can't unsee it.
I love this for her. That there are parts of the world where beauty is the norm.
The Peanuts starring in films of the 70s.
Taxi Driver
Linus as Travis Bickle
Peppermint Patty as Iris
Alien
Lucy as Ellen Ripley
Snoopy as Jonesy
Schroeder as Ash
Charlie Brown as Kane
Marcie as Lambert
Some gifted painter could turn these into awesome prints.
Mamdanimus works also. Ahhhhhhhhhh. Puns.
If I made a list of judges about whom it’s especially inadvisable to say stuff like this, Royce Lambeth would be at the top.
When the history of this period of time is written it's going to take more volumes than the Encyclopedia Britannica to cover ***WAVES ARMS WILDLY*** all of this.
