Uberrime Dildos

A gloved hand holding a fantasy dildo up in a busy dildo-making studio environment. The dildo has an tapered, angled head, a curved shaft lined with thick ridges, and a flared base with more ridge detailing.

The same hand holding a realistic dildo over top of several silicone dildo making molds on a stainless steel table. The dildo has a realistic, mushroom-shaped head, a matte skin textured shaft, and a traditional flared base.

Luster glitter black and our UV colors play pretty well together!

Some examples: this large Architect in uv blue, uv purple, and luster glitter black; and this large matte Maximus in luster glitter black, uv orange, and uv yellow.

A textured phallic fantasy dildo with a textured head and long, textured shaft, with balls for a base. The texturing is a mix of fleshy ridges and biomechanical pipe lines.

A realistic dildo with a smooth head, a skin-textured matte shaft, and a traditional flared base.

A smooth abstract dildo with a sleek straight shaft and a traditional flared base.

A unicorn horn shaped fantasy dildo with a twist texture on the shaft and a round flared base topped with small flower sculpts.

Texture! Do you typically prefer a lot, a little, absolutely none?

Here we have Symbiont in copper & iron; matte Maxime Dual Realistic in luster black, pearl aqua, uv purple; Elements 1 Abstract in jade shift & lilac shift; and Equus Unicorn Horn in celestial & pearl turquoise.

We wish! Unfortunately, adhering to the GPSR is too expensive for a small business like us (due to needing to pay for an EU-based representative.) Maybe one day!

A textured phallic fantasy dildo with a textured head and long, textured shaft, with balls for a base. The texturing is a mix of fleshy ridges and biomechanical pipe lines.

A realistic dildo with a smooth head, a skin-textured matte shaft, and a traditional flared base.

A smooth abstract dildo with a sleek straight shaft and a traditional flared base.

A unicorn horn shaped fantasy dildo with a twist texture on the shaft and a round flared base topped with small flower sculpts.

Texture! Do you typically prefer a lot, a little, absolutely none?

Here we have Symbiont in copper & iron; matte Maxime Dual Realistic in luster black, pearl aqua, uv purple; Elements 1 Abstract in jade shift & lilac shift; and Equus Unicorn Horn in celestial & pearl turquoise.

A gloved hand holding a dragon dildo over a stainless steel table and binder of dildo making notes. The dragon is phallic, with a mushroom-shaped head, curved shaft, and scaley balls, with a pair of wings sculpted out of the back.

The same hand holding a second Bjarg Dragon Dildo in a different part of the dildo-making studio.

Bjarg is our beautiful winged dragon! Smoothly textured with scale ridges from tip to base.

Seen here in small (with some experimental colors) and large (in lavender and nola purple.)

https://uberrime.com/collections/dragon-dildos

Selene Moon Goddess in Lilac Shift to Pearl Violet Ombre

Selene Moon Goddess in Lilac Shift to Pearl Violet Ombre, laying on its side, head forward

Selene Moon Goddess in Lilac Shift to Pearl Violet Ombre, angled, top down view

Selene Moon Goddess in Lilac Shift to Pearl Violet Ombre laying down, more acutely head forward.

We just pulled this custom Selene featuring an ombre of Lilac Shift to Pearl Violet. Gasp!

A gloved hand holding an alien fantasy dildo in a busy dildo-making studio. The dildo has a phallic head, girthy shaft lined with pleasurable bumps, and a flared base decorated with small soft horns.

The same hand holding a different alien fantasy dildo. This one has a two-pronged head where each head is almost finger-shaped, a short shaft that curves out with a ridged knot, and a flared base with scale texturing.

Aliens!

We have a whole category dedicated to out of this world shapes: https://uberrime.com/collections/alien-dildos

In hand here: a large Damn Alien (luster black, silver, pearl aqua) and Duobus Double-Headed Alien (true blue, kermit green.)

A dragon dildo with a phallic head, curved shaft, large balls, and wings arching out from the base. It's pictured from 3 angles.

3 Bjarg Dragon Dildos lined up in different colors. The smoothness of their scales and the arch of their shafts are quite inviting.

The Bjarg in 3 sizes, laying on their sides and looking even more phallic in this position.

A view of the Bjarg Dragon's underside, where smooth scales ridge the whole length of the shaft.

BJARG!

@excelddesigns.bsky.social truly wowed us with this intricately scaled dragon with bumpy balls and arched wings. What a glorious silhouette!

The Bjarg Dragon is available in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...

A fantasy dildo with a tapered head, a gradually widening shaft, and a flared base with ridge detailing. A delightfully eerie eye slit is featured on the head and halfway down the shaft, and the toy is lined with smooth ridges for added stimulation.

The same dildo pictured from the side, showing off the narrowness of the head and the thickness of the ridges down the side.

An All-Seeing Eye in a fiery color combination: luster glitter black, red, and lemon pop!

The All-Seeing Eye comes in 2 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/a/search?q=s...

A gloved hand holding a fantasy dildo up in a busy dildo-making studio environment. The dildo has an tapered, angled head, a curved shaft lined with thick ridges, and a flared base with more ridge detailing.

The same hand holding a realistic dildo over top of several silicone dildo making molds on a stainless steel table. The dildo has a realistic, mushroom-shaped head, a matte skin textured shaft, and a traditional flared base.

Luster glitter black and our UV colors play pretty well together!

Some examples: this large Architect in uv blue, uv purple, and luster glitter black; and this large matte Maximus in luster glitter black, uv orange, and uv yellow.

A pile of silicone grinders meant for vulva rubbing/humping. There's a rose shape, a flatter flower shape, a vulva, and an alien-esque shape with a bumpy spine.

Random pour restock!

We've amassed a number of franken-pours to stock our random grinders listing. Rosae, LaBae, Favo, Alia, and Patulus:

uberrime.com/collections/...

Three suction cup attachments. One is standing upright, showing a vac-u-lock peg protruding from the flat top of the cup, and the other suction cups are tipped over to show the smooth curved inside.

Our Vac-U-Lock Suction Cup... 2.0!

We've made the stem a better fit for most vac-u-lock toys, and tweaked the cup shape to provide a more stable base for toys.

These are tricky to make, so our ready-made (premade) cups are a bit cheaper: https://uberrime.com/collections/suction-cup-dildos

Three suction cup attachments. One is standing upright, showing a vac-u-lock peg protruding from the flat top of the cup, and the other suction cups are tipped over to show the smooth curved inside.

Our Vac-U-Lock Suction Cup... 2.0!

We've made the stem a better fit for most vac-u-lock toys, and tweaked the cup shape to provide a more stable base for toys.

These are tricky to make, so our ready-made (premade) cups are a bit cheaper: https://uberrime.com/collections/suction-cup-dildos

A suction cup dildo with a semi-phallic head and smooth shaft, with a bowtie sculpted onto the base.

A semi-realistic dildo with balls. It has a realistic, helmet-esque head, a thick shaft, and smooth abstract balls. At the base, a bowtie is sculpted.

What a pretty set! A custom Dapper Bowtie Dildo in red velvet, vivid pink, and clear glitter shimmer; and a custom Dashing Bowtie Dildo in pearl white and flat black.

We have 3 bowtie models available, in 2 sizes each: uberrime.com/a/search?q=b...

A stock photo of a waist-to-thigh mannequin wearing a neoprene jock-style strap-on harness. There's a Tethuida Tentacle dildo strapped into the harness, an a Aptus Realistic and small Pegging dildo standing beside it.

The Joque Strap-On Harness is back in stock!

You can find it in our accessories section: uberrime.com/collections/...

A gloved hand holding a nebula and silver pussy plug up in a dildo-making studio. Behind the toy is a shelf of silicone dildo block molds.

The Sensi Vaginal Plug!

Designed to provide a bit of squishy, clenchable girth that doesn't get in the way of external stimulation. There's no chunky dildo base to bump into when you're using a vibe.

Available in 3 sizes: https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=sensi&options%5Bprefix%5D=last

A demon themed fantasy dildo with a tapered, phallic head, a subtly curved shaft with sleek bump details, and balls for a base.

A phallic dragon dildo with a tapered, almost arrow-shaped head, a curved shaft lined with sleek scale ridges, and a flared base detailed with tightly packed scales.

We have a number of fantasy models that are purposefully very phallic & subtly, smoothly textured. We often suggest them to folks asking for their first fantasy toy!

Two examples:

An Umbra in celestial, jade shift, and lilac shift; and a Draconis in pearl white and pearl green.

A vampire themed fantasy dildo. It has a realism-inspired phallic shape, with a curved shaft textured with the raised ridges of folded vampire wings. The flared base also features folded wing texturing.

An abstract dildo with a broad-faced, arrow-shaped head, curved shaft, and a wide circular suction cup base.

An alien tentacle dildo. Unlike traditional tentacle dildos, it has a flared head, curved shaft lined with suckers and bumps, and a flared base with sculpted horns and divots.

An abstract phallic dildo with a rounded head, a curved shaft, and a traditional flared base.

There's a 75% chance your toy was poured while the makers were listening to 80's metal.

Here's a Nocturna Vampire in luster black & crucible red; Astra Suction Cup in red velvet; Xenphora Tentacle in orchid & mermaid blue; and small Splendid G-Spot in pearl green, white, nebula!

Three identical dragon dildos lined up beside a soda pop can for scale. The Ardor has a broad head, a curved shaft textured with smooth scale-like ridges and bumps, and a flared base.

The Ardor Dragon is girthy, smoothly textured, and has a glossy finish. But best of all, it has a sleek knot-like bulge for an extra stretch of fullness.

Available in 3 sizes, customizable in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors: https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=ardor&options%5Bprefix%5D=last

The Flora pictured standing at an angle.

The Flora pictured head-on, standing.

The Flora pictured laying down and propped up to balance.

The Flora pictured laying down at an angle.

Here it is from a few different angles for a better view! The toy itself sort of... football shaped, essentially. The neck/stem is more round/circular I'd say but with some oval-ness to it.

A white person's gloved hand holding up a fantasy dildo in front of a shelf of silicone dildo molds. The dildo, a Flora, is shaped like a flowerbud, with ridges down its girthy shaft, and a triangular base with a clitoral nub at the tip.

The same hand holding an abstract dildo. It's proportioned like a barrel with a smooth dome head, and has a traditional flared base.

Some great big squishy handfuls of silicone!

A large Flora in red and kermit green, and an Amplus Abstract in emerald and vivid pink.

Find our giant-size toys here: https://uberrime.com/collections/giant-dildos

A semi-realistic dildo with a rounded head, an ultra-smooth top-heavy shaft, and a traditional flared base. A spiffy bowtie is sculpted into the base.

The same dildo at a slightly different angle. The head is very rounded.

The Dapper Bowtie dildo at an angle, showing how the top of the shaft is thicker than the lower portion, making it more filling deep.

The Dapper Bowtie dildo, formerly called the Mr Bowtie from EroticEffect.

The Dapper Bowtie Dildo 🎀

We've been having a lot of fun pouring this EroticEffect design. The bow is pretty tricky to pour, but it's worth it for such cute results.

Find all of our Bowtie dildos in 2 size options here: https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=bowtie&options%5Bprefix%5D=last

photo of Sydney Screams holding a tentacle dildo made by Uberrime. Sydney is making a surprised face as they look at the fantasy dildo. This is a teaser image for Sydney's first anal masturbation scene, available on their website on Friday, February 27, 2026

wanna see where I put this tentacle dildo from @uberrimedildos.bsky.social?

only subscribers will get to see! coming soon 😉🔥

The Draconis Dragon dildo in side profile. It's a smooth, phallic design, with a tapered head, curved shaft ridged with sleek scales, and a flared base lined with scales.

The Draconis pictured from the front. Its head tapered is even more obvious at this angle. The Uberrime text logo is featured on the base.

The Draconis Dragon! We really love seeing vibrant colors on this one...

Here we've got a Draconis in astral green, emerald, and kermit; and one in orchid, vivid pink, and lemon pop.

https://uberrime.com/a/search?q=draconis&options%5Bprefix%5D=last

A bullet vibe with a plastic, lipstick-shaped tip and a silicone-wrapped handle, posed beside its packaging.

The same bullet vibe held in a stock model's hand to show scale.

We now carry the We-Vibe Tango!

This rumbly little powerhouse is perfect for pinpoint pleasure. It *technically* fits in our bullet vibe ports (which are modeled after a Blush bullet), but you won't be able to reach the buttons in use.

Shop accessories: https://uberrime.com/collections/accessories

A fantasy dildo with a tapered head curled at an angle, a curved shaft defined with swirled ridges, and a flared base with scale-like details.

A fantasy dildo with a triangular head, shaft detailed with the sculpt of an eye, and a tapered neck like a plug flaring out into a base.

Some handsome handfuls from last year!

A Damn Jav in pearl white, pearl blue, and shift blue; and an All-Seeing Eye in luster black, pearl blue, and shift purple.

A werewolf fantasy dildo laying on its side. It's a smooth model with a tapered phallic head, an oblong knot, and a flared base detailed with fur sculpting.

An abstract dildo with a rounded head, curved shaft, and traditional flared base.

An abstract dildo modeled after Uberrime's popular Suavis vag plug. The dildo is shaped to fit snugly in the vagina, with a slanted tip to avoid pressure on the cervix. It has a traditional flared base.

A dragon dildo with a slanted tip, girthy shaft, and flared base with balls and a bumpy scaled outcropping. It's textured from tip to base with bumpy, lizard-like skin texturing.

Here we have a Lunaris Werewolf Knot in pearl violet and purple white; an Elements 3 Abstract in colorshift purple and red velvet; a Suavio Abstract in red, vivd pink, and colorshift purple; and an Arboris Dragon in red oxide!

A white person's gloved hand holding a dragon dildo in front of shelves of silicone dildo molds for pouring. The dragon has a tapered head, a shaft that's bumpy with smooth ridges, and a flared base decorated with small, soft horns.

A medium Raiju Dragon in luster glitter black, rose gold, and clear glitter shimmer. What a beauty!

https://uberrime.com/collections/dragon-dildos?page=2

A fantasy dildo based off some sort of creature, like a satyr or similar. It has a short phallic head, a long undulating shaft, and a thick base sculpted with fur details. There are ridges and bumps across the head and shaft.

"There are many mysterious things on offer in Faeles’s magic shop. [...] But more valuable than any wizardly ware, is an evening of Faeles’s company."

A Faeles Fantasy Dildo in flat black, nola purple, and pearl pink!

uberrime.com/a/search?q=f...

Two hours left to our 15% off sale!

(But also..... I might have ~accidentally~ set the sale to end just a liiiiittle bit later than midnight, in case anyone is shopping and takes a little longer to get through checkout. Don't tell my boss!)