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Andy Beck

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Still fat, still grumpy and still thinking the world can be a better place for everyone. Until the world stops going round.

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And Ed Milliband got hounded by the media for eating a bacon sandwich awkwardly.

10.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus.

I had HMHB lyrics going on in my head as I read it:

Heard a Palace Spokesman mention Sarah
Said she’d known the groins of Jacques Laffite
She’s well prepared to be a standard bearer
As pure as unproverbial driven sleet

10.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My dad once pointed at my mobile and said "can that thing tell me how to slow my lawn mower down?"

10.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting them in the next round is now a sort of win win for us no matter what the result.

10.03.2026 10:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My reform council did exactly the same. It means I pay 13p a week less than I would have.
All the 13p's add up and the council now has a 500k budget shortfall with no explanation of how they are going to cover it.

10.03.2026 10:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got to say, I watched the game on TV and I didn't notice the break.

08.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just waiting for the Mumford and Son reviews to start πŸ˜€

08.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm not 100% sure who this youngster is dressed as for World Book Day but he reminded me of a certain musician @tim-burgess.bsky.social

05.03.2026 06:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Poop Cruise II coming soon on Netflix

04.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I heard one of them getting interviewed a few year ago a he seemed OK with a sound ethos.
He (they) seemed to turn into a complete twat, like many others, as soon as the money started rolling in.

04.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think VAR even looked at it.

Beckford was fuming about it and both him and Steve Mac were lamenting about this game and the game in general.
Corners looking like something from gridiron, handball rule, players going down to easily and the thing that really upset SM was the number of towels!

04.03.2026 06:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely loved big Eirik

03.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got a free bus ride the other week because the card reader wasn't working.
Absolutely no hesitation from the driver telling me to "get on, it's free" when he saw the card in my hand.

03.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He is in Sydney now!

03.03.2026 06:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They dared me at work to Google an old shop in Skipton.
Googling Brown Muffs didn't seem to upset our IT team at all.

I do have trouble with Adult DVD though!

02.03.2026 08:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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They are only doing it to confuse Trump, it's probably the same bloke.

01.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He has done this because I benched him!

01.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm starting to think the chaos goes where he goes and not the other way round.

01.03.2026 07:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I will say, the biggest continuity errors I see on TV usually involves food and drink.
It is usually the self filling/emptying glass during a single conversation.

28.02.2026 07:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this when you find out an actor had an hair cut between shoots but they are walking from one room to another in the show?

28.02.2026 07:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Are The North from Leeds?
I heard another band from Leeds on radio 6 this week and I can't for the life of me remember their name.
Adult DVD keep getting played but still no mention of an album.

27.02.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Regardless of what the music sounds like, there are some belting band names in there.

27.02.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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First thing I see......Farage going down the Trump route of cheating!

27.02.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm off over there in a min to see how the blue tick,flag waving, musk sycophants have taken last nights result.

27.02.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

To be honest, the look on the cats face is saying "careful there A..."

25.02.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love photos like this.
They are a thing of beauty but the place of work would have been far from that.

25.02.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Superb album.
Have you caught up with their earlier albums?

24.02.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Your outdated pop music references don't stop me now.

23.02.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck sake, don't give 'em ideas mate

22.02.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Other options are available

22.02.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0