Nando

Took a small team of engineers to get me into this thing.

Feeling big today 💪🏽

Took a nap & burned myself like a dumb bitch.

Gains coming in 💪🏽

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Alberto Castañeda Mondragón says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance. But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain. He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again. He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”

What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

🇲🇽 #jjmalibu

Feeling strong & seeing the gains 💪🏽

Pulled her out of retirement.

More good food please.

Leg day was brutal.

🍽️ need a taste

Chest day ✅

😍

So excited for you.

The fact that Alzheimer's runs in my family means I'll get to experience this masterpiece all over again for the first time someday 😍

Hey there. We saw you from across the homosexual techno mosh pit and really dig your vibe. And your ass.

@randonando.bsky.social

5, it’s a window seat, next to Tony/Ironman, a billionaire w his own flight suit, he wouldn’t even be on the flight. in front of me is Stephen Strange a rich DR with his own portal powers who also wouldn’t be on the flight. Bucky is prob on some watch list being barred from flights. 2 = loudest

Taking notes 📝

Girl Power ✌🏽

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Aw baby. Same.

The way I looked at this & muttered to myself “That’s @kharlo.bsky.social CODED”

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

I needed this.

Sleepy babies

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Tiddies are tiddy-ing.

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abracadabra amor oo na na abra ca dab ra morta oo gaga

Pro Tip: Hit the prostate like it was here

me listening to abracadabra on repeat