Pen Dragon

Old Scarry just can’t resist a reference to a poopy butthole

Dads can’t make eggs that’s science

And I won't call it rescue
That brought me back here to the Old World to drink in decline
And pretend that the search for another new world
Was well worth the burning of mine

As a homeschooled kid, one MILLION percent this

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

his best friend is literally a bug

Faking disability?? Wimps.

Imagine thinking that you're gonna end up in an afterlife and your ancestors are gonna be there

Weird that pirates would wear an eyepatch when they lose an eye

"Wouldn't want ye to take a fright from me 'orrible visage! Let me just hide that for ye!"

Yeah so our backyard sometimes gets some cool birds

A photograph of a greater grison taken by arichards1863 on iNaturalist. It's a weasel-shaped thing with a white salt-and-pepper upper half and black face and belly. aposematic markings similar to that of a honey badger

Mustelid appreciators should know about the grison, a central and south american mustelid with markings like a honey badger.

Why is that a shame

On the other hand though, commas are grammatical signifiers, not acting directions, and should not be used to indicate a pause

Same, grey is a prettier spelling in my brain. It's somehow a greyer word than gray.

Fuck this post young memes to confuse old people

It is!

There it is again, that funny feeling

A still of the infamous Baby Ruth scene from Caddyshack

Found the world's only wet pretzel fan

Cats are very loving

Convinced that one of the reasons we need pets so bad is we just need someone in our life who it's easy to make happy

I might not have quite as many friends as you lol

It's weird, I feel exactly the opposite. Telegram makes intuitive sense to me and Discord is overwhelming. Too huge and overstuffed.

Mayyyyybe but those of us in California see right fucking through him. He's been a powerhungry greaseball his whole life

Bro look like Twit Romney

I was amused… and then the assorted crackers made me wheeze laugh

YES, GO EAT

You ever feel terrible and you know you haven't eaten but you don't wanna eat because it's not that and then you eat and you feel a lot better and you get super mad that it worked

I think social media harms us because it attaches a moral value to having an opinion with intensity

and important to your inner peace is understanding that your opinions don't matter and you're not required to have them at all