Ready for bed
07.03.2026 04:25
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Ready for bed
Been a while since I’ve been on this account, so here’s some dick
I think my favorite part was after explaining my work schedule and how that would never work out, they asked “so you don’t want to hang out?”
No. No, I do not want to hang out.
*message on Barq from a 21yo*
Me: sigh, okay let’s see… what’s up?
Them: we should get padded
M: and then…?
T: anything, I’m a good boy
M: sighhhhhh
T: but it can only be weekdays before 2pm because that’s when my dad gets home and you have to pick me up and drop me off
M:
Gives you those eyes
Reminds me of questions in construction subreddits. “Is this a safety risk?” Comments are either that it’s perfectly fine and they’ve done it a thousand times or you have second to live before everything comes crashing down.
Would.
If it’s not directly AI, it’s heavily altered. Disgusting practice from a realtor, but not surprising.
Yup yup. Just my niche interests, then porn. Don’t really consider it social media in the traditional sense tho.
It’s this and Reddit for me. And I’m on a constant mission to block out anything remotely popular on Reddit and stick to my little niche communities.
Props on that. I hate the number of people at work who send me links and I have none of those apps, your link takes me straight to the App Store and hellllll no.
This post made me commission a custom onesie, I feel it.
Yeahhhh that’s not gonna go well here, I think you know me well enough :p
What would we even talk about? 6-7? I shudder at the thought.
It is the best sleep aid
It’s a good version
Pretty sure if I can get down to the base on the sizing toy, I’ll be able to knot fuck my hole with the machine. I just wanna feel it popping in and out.
I lost a dry glove into a puddle for this joke, I think I deserved that.
I absolutely should, but I will not be apologizing for this skeet.
I feel it lately, I need to get laid but I refuse to do the apps.
I’m assuming it meant leaving them on read. Like reading/opening their message on telegram and not replying.
On read maybe?
It’s certainly a feeling.
I’ll be there working!
Floof is looking great puppy, and good work on the extra stickers!
And cute diaper butt too :p
Being forced to hold/go does really hit some buttons.
What is one kink you’d like to post more of, but are too embarrassed to do so?
