new lore to the pool phone: he thought it would help a swollen battery too
06.03.2026 11:53
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new lore to the pool phone: he thought it would help a swollen battery too
picturing a guy lifting his phone, being burned by the metal absorbing the sunlight, feeling the squish of a swollen battery that popped the case apart, being told NOT to put the phone in the pool, and then putting the phone in the pool. and now hes corncobbing over an AI that helps kill kids
So…
Not just Arizona then?
Separatists are collecting signatures in multiple locations across the Southern US.
#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
Yes. And we have to talk about this now, because talking about it is the first step to making it seem like a callous crime rather than a surprising emergency.
Oh, how accurate this is...
MOST places online literally cannot afford to outsource it either; we'll all just end up shutting down.
I think it's amazing how after someone starts making a certain amount of money you get to just see how they start to rationalize how smart they must be because they make so much money despite being easily one of the dumbest people you've ever seen.
No, more wars.
Punctuation is important.
SCOOP — Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.
My report:
A sketchy fawn!
Setting the weekend goal low because I know things are hard for you too! 500! Doable? I sure fucking hope so!
0/500 WG 90/3120 MG
There are 92 million Iranians in Iran.
“Gender Goals” a comic by Jey Pawlik, is done in mint greens and choppy black lineart. Narration: As a kid I watched The Last Unicorn a LOT. A young Jey with long hair is sitting in front of an old CRT TV watching The Last Unicorn. On the screen The Unicorn ponders “What do men know? Because they have seen no unicorns for a while does not mean that we have all vanished. We do not vanish. There has never been a time without unicorns.” The TV scenes are done in a cool blue colour with a static texture overlayed on top.
Jey’s mum pokes her head in with a “!!” and is excited about this development. She flutters around little Jey and says “OH! You’re watching the unicorn movie again? Something CUTE?! Something GIRLY?! Ohhh~ I’m so happy!” much to little Jey’s annoyance. The background behind them has turned from Jey’s usual green to purple with a floral pattern.
Narration: But it wasn’t the unicorn I liked best. The movie now shows The Unicorn and Schmendrick the Magician walking together. The Unicorn says “You may come with me if you like. Though I wish you’d asked for some other reward for having freed me.” Schmendrick responds “Well, I thought about it. But you could never have granted my true wish.” The Unicorn says “No. I cannot turn you into something you are not. I cannot turn you into a true magician.” Read the rest on ohjoysextoy.com
Young @jpawlik.com was drawn to The Last Unicorn for reasons they couldn't explain and that their mother and friends definitely misunderstood. In a time before they had the vocabulary to talk about their gender, at least Jey had Schmendrick.
www.ohjoysextoy.com/gender-goals...
Hailey is so awesome. Please help out a brilliant Brazilian translator and sci-fi writer who just needs a little bit more $$ to care for her sick mum.
And if you're already on Bandcamp for Bandcamp Friday, also pick up Mdou Moctar's Funeral for Justice. His always amazing interpretations of Tuareg guitar from the Sahel are especially great on this one.
mdoumoctar.bandcamp.com/album/funera...
Couple things here:
1. What the fuck
2. I am allllllmost more offended by the suggestion that I would give this shitbox edit than having my identity stolen
3. The CEO is scheduled to be on Decoder soon and we will see if they back out!
www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
Thank you to everyone for being here and having our backs! Chris and I are forever in your debt. Here is also the link to our ko-fi page ko-fi.com/tessfowler
A horse-drawing parade float carrying a teepee, a canoe, and First Nations people.
15. And as Freeman points out, that shift is especially worrying when it comes to what it means for the way Toronto has remembered its relationship with Indigenous nations — particularly the Mississaugas.
Three images: on the left, American soldiers cradling their dying general with an explosion at Fort York in the distance during the Battle of York; in the top-right a women dying of cholera laid out on a bed, her skin having turned blue; on the bottom-right, two Regency gentlemen in top hats firing pistols at each other during a duel.
14. Of course, by shifting Toronto’s “birth” from 1793 to 1834 we’ve symbolically exiled 40 years of the city’s history.
A period that includes war, riots, duels, plagues & countless other formative events — stuff that’s still influencing our city to this day.
A view of Victorian Toronto from Hanlan's Point. In the foreground, people in small boats celebrate with the smoky skyline in the distance. (City of Toronto Archives)
4. So, you might wonder:
If Toronto was founded 233 years ago this July, why are we celebrating its 192th birthday today?
Well, the answer lies with a bunch of Victorians who whitewashed the city’s history back in 1884.
chip in, or help spread the word?
"See, if we indict them for something, we can claim invading their country to seize them is criminal enforcement, not war."
"Yeah, because everyone in the world is subject to US law!"
"Except us."
"Right, right, we got that impunity!"
"Immunity."
"Yeah, that too."
I think “all the American voter cares about is gas prices” is overly simplistic and broadly incorrect
but I sure as shit think they are going to care about them rising this much this fast
(panel from Dark Science High School #2) Sebastien Hayakawa: "I heard she ate an entire car on a dare, and then honked at a kid so loud he died" Kim Ross: "What's going on over..."
We've had a lot of fun over here at Dresden Codak, but I still think this is the funniest line I've ever written.
A painting of a bird beside the text "i always wondered what would happen if we put a total fuckin' moron in charge"
Three days to make this happen. Fighting every month to keep us housed. There is no fallback besides living in the car. So please consider a book purchase or a Ko-Fi thank you thank you thank you.
Any comment about Hegseth claiming Greater North America for his leader?
www.globalsecurity.org/security/lib...
Transcript here, and the full speech is psychotic. Actually psychotic.
www.globalsecurity.org/security/lib...
brightly coloured illustration of a lion-headed king clutching a hound in his claws, drawing blood where he holds her. a throng of more hounds barks and snaps around his feet.
my first of @mortiscausa.bsky.social 's #marchtoCamelot drawings for this year! don't know if I'll be able to put this much effort into them all but I had fun with this one! as with last year, theming them around my ongoing GN because I'm still obsessed with it.
Elon Musk has already started plans to launch a million satellites.
Yes. A MILLION.
This is a colossally bad idea, and it's not too late to make your voice heard. I explain everything:
www.scientificamerican.com/article/ramp...
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"I can excuse raping teens, killing people in the streets, giving all our money to billionaires, violating international law, and pissing off every ally we used to have, but I draw the line at paying more at the pump!"