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A jelly bean with legs. She/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Books. Money. Fandom. And a cat called Noodles. πŸͺ© The Harry Styles Effect is OUT NOW https://uk.bookshop.org/p/books/the-harry-styles-effect-keris-fox/7776201

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Not only did people buy VHS tapes they* also bought cases for them to make them look like books.

*my aunty

09.11.2025 11:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same! Delighted to learn about it now tho

08.11.2025 10:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The trailer made it look more of a comedy but I found it quite stressful. Really enjoyed it tho.

30.10.2025 19:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d totally forgotten about using a ruler to make a margin in books at school. (Just heard Bill Nighy mention it.)

30.10.2025 10:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I loved it so much I slid into his DMs πŸ˜‚

29.10.2025 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No one ever talks about The Dooleys

28.10.2025 09:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It made me think of In the Night Garden πŸ˜‚ I thought it was a bit messy. But I haven’t been impressed with most tonight, mustn’t be in the right mood.

25.10.2025 18:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh fuck. I’m sorry. Sending love.

25.10.2025 18:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wandering round the house singing Pussy Palace Pussy Palace Pussy Palace

25.10.2025 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no, the author Catherine Newman is an absolute gem.

25.10.2025 12:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Years ago, I had an actual meet cute in the street (Shaftesbury Avenue in fact). I gave him my number and by the time I got home that evening he’d left a bunch of increasingly unhinged messages, with the last being he didn’t want to go out with me anyway and I didn’t know what I was missing πŸ₯΄

19.10.2025 09:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Maggie from the Little People - a small plastic figure with glasses and curly hair, holding a bucket of popcorn

Maggie from the Little People - a small plastic figure with glasses and curly hair, holding a bucket of popcorn

Seems unfair that Karen and Harry look like that and I look like this #strictly

18.10.2025 17:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just saw two toddlers cheersing ring donuts 🍩 and it made me very happy.

15.10.2025 10:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BRILLIANT

10.10.2025 13:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Years ago I remember someone complaining about β€œmulti-millionaire George Michael” covering Brother, Can You Spare a Dime. Like they’d prefer him to be singing about how rich and successful he was. It annoys me every time I listen to it.

05.10.2025 10:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my GOD

03.10.2025 09:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I won my Dualit in a magazine 27 years ago. Never had a problem, still going strong. (Hope that didn’t jinx it…)

30.09.2025 08:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bought Bourneville Old Jamaica cos it was my grandad’s favourite (and I like the packaging redesign). Good lord, who is buying this stuff?? It tastes like tyres.

25.09.2025 14:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I enjoyed it too. They had chemistry, which seems to be super rare. (He’s too old to have had a computer in his room tho.)

24.09.2025 20:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know people complain about lighting in modern films but what is up with the sound? I saw The Sound of Music yesterday without my hearing aids and every word was clear.

Today I saw A Big Bold Beautiful Journey, my hearing aid battery ran out, and I’d say I missed half the dialogue.

24.09.2025 13:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m glad to see someone else has a full stop between almost every word of a google search

22.09.2025 11:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations!

18.09.2025 09:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Best one so far πŸ˜‚

18.09.2025 08:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a great photo

15.09.2025 08:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did you ever read the book about them? Literally by Chris Heath. I was never a huge fan but I loved it so much.

14.09.2025 21:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When my lovely but dull uncle died, the eulogy said β€œFred enjoyed car touring and once he went to Jersey.” That was it.

05.09.2025 12:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely zero shame.

01.09.2025 16:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well it’s working.

01.09.2025 16:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being this much of a cringing twatweasel

01.09.2025 16:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

31.08.2025 21:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0