*Mickey Mouse voice*

I sure wish I had some Adderall I could abuse!

"extra quiet fan" fuck you

critical first step towards transforming into a camel crush

menthol epsom salt bath...

ACAB includes my bitch wife

opened a beer 4 minutes before 5-o'-clock so they're shooting me in the head

mmm pickled ginger

grrrr sweatshirt with the wrist cuff too tight

cameo

just watched Saw for the first time Jigsaw feels toxic positivity coded to me he’s like live laugh love or fuckin else

theres something so dark about walking around your home barefoot, no warm socks, no slippers, no kindness

dear late night grocery store, please come back to me, it's dark and i crave,,, groceries

morphed into 2010 sherlock so i could rotate a crab rangoon in my head until i understood how they're made, the path is clear