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Not me comprando el Balatro en físico en la Switch y luego descubriendo que la versión de la switch 1 en físico no se puede updatear a la versión de la 2 gratis

La imagen de la derecha define mi mood

Planear un golpe de estado con un esquema con nubecitas es, desde luego, el tipo de país que somos.

EAT YOUR VEGATABLES, YUGI-BOY

Wapeach!! 💙

Soul Calibur 2 (2003 | Namco/Project Soul | PS2): wuwuwuwuwu

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Yoh Asakura

22K

Que chulo el endfield

6 cm aprox

Estilo A: 9 cm aprox Estilo B: 12 cm aprox Estilo C: 11 cm aprox

12 cm aprox

✨Oferta comisiones fuse beads✨

Llaveros: 5€

Minis estilo A y B: 7€
Estilo C: 8€
+ 1€ base de apoyo

Dress up doll: 10€
(Incluye cuerpo, pelo y un conjunto de ropa)
+ 3€ cada conjunto de pelo y/o ropa adicional

+ gastos de envío en todos los casos

¡Info de tamaño en alt text!

Babidi, while holding the energy extractor: With all this semen we've collected, we'll be able to revive... Majin Goon! Spopovitch has red sneakers and is scratching his crotch next to Babidi, too

A un okupa no le interesa meterse en una primera residencia, porque te sacan los nacionales en dos horas. Palabra de ex okupa.

Se okupan pisos de banco, sitios deshabitados donde nadie se vaya a enterar en una temporada.

La gente es imbécil y Securitas direct se aprovecha. Va historieta:

Gayyyyy

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

Join us if you are not woke and love Disco Elysium

Elon is actually such a loser that he lied about being in the cool pedophile club, only for it to be found he was begging to be let into the pedophile club.

la economía?

como un cobete

- es que la izquierda es violentísima

izquierda: no pienso sentir pena por que se muera un trozo de mierda no se, tampoco voy a ir a su funeral a bailar breakdance pero yokse

facha de mierda: amenazas de muerte y telegrams de putos desquiciados

exactamente lo mismo

moms spaghetti

Dudelion

he did it he made his brand worse. we didn't think it was possible but he did it.

lose

usuarios escépticos de la ia: que bien que bluesky no está implementando ia

bluesky que no sabe ni poner candados:

america is no more rotten than it was at its founding, but it's festered into a platonic ideal. there's no good version of america that does not directly contradict this nature. anything else is revisionism and i'm fucking tired of the perpetual innocence of its most ardent and deluded supporters.

On this day in 2013, 12 years ago, Pokémon Bank was first released in Japan.

This software allows for you to store 3000 Pokémon online and has connected with all 3DS Generation 6 and 7 games with direct transfer from Generations 1, 2 & 5

serebii.net/bank/

El gato ese de la botella si hubiera tenido lunes de espalda: Mujer tan coqueta y yo lleno de agujetas

Terrible lo del caso epstein