Nacho Quesado

Also, are we talking artisan crafted oak barrels, plastic or steel ones that can be sold on to musical instrument producers once the oil's been poured out?

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

Depends on whether you're still able to sell oil, or whether you need to buy it?

Here in Spain, our special relationship is being able to diplomatically tell them to f*ck off.

A speciality Compo-Banana if ever I saw one!

Otro. Vamos a generar la hostia de basura. Pero se puede reciclar. Y si no reciclas es tu culpa. Nosotros tenemos 0 culpa del montón de basura que genera nuestro producto.

Has a host nation of the World Cup ever bombed two of the competing nations in the same calendar year they’re hosting it before?

Or is that just a perk of being FIFA’s peace prize winner that you’re allowed to?

Also the UK has many disincentives to actually staying more than 90 days. Day 91 you're tax resident, your reciprocal healthcare is invalid, your car insurance is invalid and you're paying a fortune for tourist accommodation, because you aren't allowed to rent residential property. Perfidious Albion

f.l.everett_author 23h + A plumber has beaten Matt Goodwin and nobody's made a stopcock joke yet.

"They have now".

Worth a repost from another place.

Perhaps if polling booths were placed at the top of lamp posts, Reform might won last night.

"I ordered it from AliExpress"

Looks like he's got some contact lenses. Probably got Bannon's hand up his arse these days.

If any tech people do happen to have the ears of billionaires, I am here with my wallet open saying I would pay EXTRA for devices and software that don't have AI in them. Please take my money.

Taxpayers give Prince William £1.5m-a-year for an abandoned Dartmoor prison – and former inmates say it gave them cancer As ex-prisoners sue over claims that high levels of radon gas have led to serious illnesses, taxpayers continue to foot the rental bill

Why go to all that expense when his nephew's raking it in with alternative accomodation? All that moorland would be idea for a bit of grouse shooting.
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

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After an eye wateringly expensive education, Gideon's father decided that nepotism would be too big a risk for the family business, and he ought to change his name 🤔

AI bosses asked ChatGPT to suggest an honest, competent and respected person to offer the job of international ambassador.

A classic case of AI Hallucination, and the dangers of relying on it for strategic decision making.

“We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold."

Hot of the press from their reporter on the ground in, er, Nairobi.

Brexit was the UKs ultimate opt-out. There's only the A49 opt-in, from now on.

*Antifasion

Violent?

If Lebedev gave him a room on the 3rd floor, I can imagine him turning violet at the top of the stairs.

The Darius Guppy conversation was about them contracting out the violence IIRC.

The tipping point that Spain still hasn't got to, is the refusal of PP and PSOE to work with eachother at a national level. This is why we'll get a PP/Vox government at some point.
This will do the same in the UK.

They're still not gonna shag you Matthew.

It will kill off a higher percentage on the non billionaires though 🤔

if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

If time travel isn’t a thing how come George Michael managed to appear in this photograph captured in Robert Frank’s book The Americans 1958, Fishkill NY (Newburgh) 1955.

"... it never did me any harm" 🤔

The staphylococcus hasn't kicked in yet.