Cheeky Monkey

Me with a boner from above

Happy Friday! #FCF

Yes please 🥵

*raises hand* 🙋‍♂️

scooby doo is standing in front of a sandwich shop holding a plate of food Alt: Shaggy slides into frame on his back. Scooby Doo tips a tray of sandwiches directly into Shaggy’s mouth and his belly expands as he swallows the sandwiches

Scoob working on making Shaggy into a bear for reference 🤭

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I’m sorry and/or you’re welcome for any thoughts you pick up from me 😜

If the aliens can give me a ride, I’ll be right over 🛸👽😘

If you want a mouth full of British cock, all you have to do is ask 🤷‍♂️😘

what *is* that like? a visual learner is all well and good, but what if i'm a dick-in-your-hole learner? that's probably a thing, right?

I can make a mess every day 😆

A line of cum from my hard cock across my hairy belly and my hairy chest

Me lying in bed, gripping my hard cock, with a line of cum across my hairy belly and chest, frowning as I look at the camera trying to spot if I got cum in my beard (I did get cum in my beard)

When you aim for a cummy Tummy Tuesday but overshoot

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That’s a need, not a want 🥵

red ❤️- you're cute
pink 💗 - i have a crush on you
green 💚 - i wish i knew you better
teal 🐬- i would date you
blue 💙- you're cool
eggplant 🍆- i wanna suck your cock
peach 🍑 - i wanna tongue your butt
😘🥰🥵🍆💦🤤😈🤗 - uh, everything else
rainbow🌈 - date me

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I tell you, we need teleporters! 😘

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Me, a grey-haired, grey-bearded man, naked in a hotel bed showing my hairy chest and belly and soft cock

Hello from Manchester - who else is here this weekend? 😉

At night one’s thoughts are to the razor turn’d,
And though one knows one’s previously been burn’d,
Alas, as light through yonder window breaks,
‘Tis time to witness facial hair mistakes

From “As you don’t like it: A Tragedie which hath befallen many a bearded person”
Or something 😜

hi, yes, I would also like to settle in naked with you 😜😍🥵

I could give you a demonstration? Or I could help you out of them? Or, hey, why not both? 😉😘

Happy birthday! 🥳 🎉🎂 When do I get to enjoy your cake again? 🤤😈

The only reasonable answer is to have louder sex to drown them out 🤷‍♂️ I’ll be right over 😜

Good luck with the job hunt ❤️

And for my next trick, I’ll make it disappear 😋🤤

Hiii 😍😘