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@kdfdmedic

1Fury, 82nd ABN vet. OEF VIII & X. DSS in Iraq. Firefighter/Paramedic. Ça ira, les aristocrates à la lanterne. Real Gs move in silence like lasagna. #KillYourHeroes #MaximumEffort #IAFF

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On the flip side, I choose not to forgive because they don’t deserve peace.

07.03.2026 14:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Better family sleep would involve me not having to worry at night if I’m going to have to evacuate family and/or shoot my way out.

06.03.2026 01:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Saw him when I was 14 and still kind of amazed at how much of a legend he is.

06.03.2026 01:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My professional education schedule in March and April:

Today: PALS
Two weeks: Driver/Operator: Pumper and Aerial Course.
Immediately following: Acting Driver clearance.
April: Fire Officer I.

Engineer test in September 😳

05.03.2026 23:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And it will be the third and fourth soldiers Iowa has buried in the last 4 months.

05.03.2026 02:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reminder: Pete Hegseth is coming to Iowa next week to campaign and fundraise for Zach Nunn.

05.03.2026 02:01 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Minnesotans 🤝 Iowans

Understanding the comforting power of a taco pizza in the midst of family sadness. (My aunts binged out on it when my mom died)

Also, the key to a good taco is the refried bean sauce and using Doritos taco chips.

05.03.2026 00:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fun fact: One of my maternal great uncles was also stationed in Chicago with a missile battery and that TIS overlapped with my paternal grandpa.

05.03.2026 00:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Another StepMaternal: Army, owned and operated an office supply store in South Dakota.

Kind of inevitable that would join the Army.

05.03.2026 00:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is fun:

Paternal: Army, missile battery in Chicago, farmer, Reformed Church of America pastor for 30 years.

Maternal: Army, heavy vehicle operator in Korea, construction worker at the time of his death.

StepMaternal: Army, admin clerk in Greenland, funeral director.

04.03.2026 23:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hegseth is coming to Iowa next week.

In Ankeny.

Just north of Des Moines.

25 minutes from the HQ of the 103rd.

20 minutes from Sgt. Coady’s home.

04.03.2026 15:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do those as well with my Ooni. Just too cold yesterday to break it out. Looks awesome!

03.03.2026 22:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hell yeah. I’ll do a taco pizza that’s ground beef with taco seasoning and the sauce is refried beans mixed with pizza sauce, taco seasoning, and a bit of Sriracha. Meat goes on the dough first, then blend cheese. Cook it and then top with lettuce, tomatoes, and Doritos taco chips.

03.03.2026 12:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I actually had a pretty hefty stack of blend, mozzarella, and a few bits of goat cheese in there. Kinda got compressed so I’ll scratch that up as a learning experience.

03.03.2026 11:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have a kickass recipe for taco pizza as well!

03.03.2026 11:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh, that was Parmesan I grated on right after I pulled it out.

03.03.2026 01:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like to make my own sauce as well but was pressed for time. Dough was a little thin since it was left over but damn, if the crust didn’t have that beautiful crunch.

03.03.2026 01:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Drunk driver on the way to the hospital because they took a dare about shoving a lightbulb in their ass.

03.03.2026 00:33 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2

My wife already called dibs but it is Pizza Friday at the firehouse this week.

03.03.2026 00:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Chicago style deep dish pizza sitting on a pizza pan.

Chicago style deep dish pizza sitting on a pizza pan.

World is rough right now so I made deep dish pizza. It’s not Geno’s, Pequod’s, Lou’s, or Giordano’s but it’s pretty damn tasty all the same.

02.03.2026 23:22 👍 536 🔁 19 💬 38 📌 1

I have less of an identity about it than some people I work with who never served and I spent 3 full fucking years over there!

02.03.2026 02:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lol. I had a 0100 call, came home to head colds all around, came down with one myself, a toddler who napped for 45 minutes, 10 Girl Scouts for a meeting, and just now got everybody to bed. I’m about to take a big dose of NyQuil out of a small glass. I’m barely hanging on!

02.03.2026 02:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That correct take will get a lot of blood pressures up.

02.03.2026 02:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And I trusted you to know that it absolutely was not that. Hell, I’m due for a session. It just kills me that so many vets bitched and moaned about that part of the world &!couldn’t wait to leave but it’s the core of their identity. Take the letterman jacket off, kids. It’s been long enough.

02.03.2026 02:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Loudest jackass get the biggest spotlight or something like that. I’m just casting some side eye towards those that act like a great injustice has been avenged. The fucking dudes behind Beirut and EFPs are long dead. It’s not the Hatfields and McCoys. Go to therapy.

02.03.2026 02:05 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

A certain segment of GWOT veterans seem to think they need to adopt something akin to a blood feud towards Iran and Soleimani. Some kind of ancient path-to-Valhalla bullshit.

Brother, GTF over it. Might felt personal, but it wasn’t. It was just war.

02.03.2026 01:11 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Quite a bit of Russian & Chinese involvement in Vietnam. Let’s sling a few Tomahawks that way.

I imagine there are a few Grenada guys still pissed about things.

What about Pakistan? Had more than a few rounds of indirect fire come from their side of the border land close to me. Let’s smoke ‘em.

02.03.2026 00:54 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Had this thought earlier about all the keyboard warrior like Dort saying this is revenge for 47 years of killing. If that’s the case, then there is a long line of countries responsible for killing American soldiers over the last 75 years that need to be dealt with.

02.03.2026 00:50 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Despite all their love for him, other than Waltz, he doesn’t really keep people in his orbit that were legit shooters.

01.03.2026 23:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Called it.

01.03.2026 23:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0