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I beat my bench press PR today by accident and Kristi Noem is fired I’m going to take these good vibes into the weekend

I really am out here biting my lip in these streets

What pic of me are you using for the reference 😜

all that work done to be FIRED

time to lock tf in bc I wanna be unrecognizable this summer

Don’t forget to stretch ☺️

👁️👄👁️

three cartoon characters are standing next to each other and the caption hands up cash out ALT: three cartoon characters are standing next to each other and the caption hands up cash out

Would someone like to drop 3K in my lap right now?

Just so handsome 😍

Happy Valentine’s Day to all my internet crushes, about to go murder my legs since I have nothing else to do today 🫶

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s rosacea. (It is rosacea)

Is the buyout option not working for anyone or just me? 😅

lol

Too stressed to be blessed 🥰

I don’t give a fuck about the Super Bowl but I will be turning on the halftime show and sporting Calvin Klein underwear all day in support of Bad Bunny 🥰

A solid shoulder and leg day followed by napping on the couch 😍

Also am I the only one that @bsky.app marks all my photos as adult or sexual content but I’ve never posted anything explicit 😂

Needed this Vitamin D

High resistance elliptical for 20 minutes a day is what gave me the most muscle growth in my thighs and quads :)

Shorter shorts in 2026

It looks perfect!

I am all for finding joy where you can these days ❤️

Post pics of them if you start because the nostalgia is a much needed boost of serotonin 🥰

!!!!!!!!!!!

MAGA moved on from the 2nd amendment faster than Erika Kirk moved on from her husband.

Tell Congress: Impeach DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Contact Congress today!

Kristi Noem is an absolute disgrace. Tell your representatives in Congress it’s time to impeach!

Will be using this winter weather to justify staying cozy at home all weekend