Good morning
Good morning
Close crop of a wip in the "cleaning up and redrawing parts of the sketch to use as lineart" phase, focused on the back of Salix's pants, which have a row of 6 belt closures going across his lower back and tail.
trying some cooler and/or dumber shit with his pants
You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.
Sarumon at the cuck orb
dukemon bridal carrying beelzemon who is mad at him
found a new ship to hyperfixate on fellas :3
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#beelzemon #gallantmon #dukemon #dukexbeelze #digimon
Photo of my dog (old brown brindle pitbull mix) lying down so cozy with my cat (tiny calico tabby, also old but you can't tell) on the same pillow his head is on. Her little head is right up against his and they look so sweet.
oohhhh my godddd......
a digital illustration of a woman wearing and holding a bunch of Shadow the Hedgehog merch. she's saying "I don't have 'brain worms.' There is nothing in my brain--except gray matter, which is supposed to be there."
Fangirl
Photo of a scone (orange cranberry scone) on a plate with clotted cream and cranberry curd spread over it.
okay ive reached my daily public complaining limit. look at this scone i made
(i do know that its possible they've blocked the people who said the things or have hidden their replies, but I'll be honest with u i simply do not believe that's the case in most of these situations)
like... you can just make an addition to your first statement. it doesn't need to be a response to anything. you don't need to make up a guy to argue with.
it doesn't have to be like this. come outside with me. it's a beautiful day. I'm making chickpea curry tonight and you can have some.
ig its either bc they think it makes them sound more correct or because they're so paranoid about (or horny for) being argued with that they're hallucinating sentiments nobody expressed, but like. man. thats so sad.
fascinating thing ive seen a few times; a user will make a statement and later reply to it like "im getting a lot of comments saying x so let me clarify" <(but phrased more hostilely). but then you look at the replies and quotes and literally nobody is saying anything like that. why?
Spring Night and Willow.
#Art
Β© Nickolai Astrup
Close up of the nidorina figurine, one of its cheeks is significantly rounder than the other.
thank you for your cooperation in this matter π
obviously i can't say a favourite because they're all my beautiful, wonderful, perfect children, but i am particularly fond of how squnched and uneven nidorina's face is. like i knowwww she ate sour gummy.
i got these from a like... anime merch store? weird little place. i stole 2 of them but please don't tell on me or I'll be grounded forever
Photo of 6 tiny, horribly inaccurate, cheaply made PokΓ©mon figurines (darmanitan, hypno, ekans, nidorina, and mewtwo) sitting on a bookshelf. They're so cool.
my beautiful bootleg boys
Photo of the huge as fuck snorlax plush, now with more stuffing, sitting next to a small shelf with a bunch of transformers on it. My lovely daughter (cat) is curled up on his tummy. Theres a trans flag and a slipknot poster on the wall behind him
truuuu
now that he's done his work he gets to hang out with a kitty cat and 100000 toys in my wife's computer room :- )
I've called in the experts.
photo of a truly fuckoff massive snorlax plush slouching on my couch. he's like six feet tall and just as wide.
he's so big what the fuck
The same sandwich (not the exact same one, but made with the same ingredients) but topless and sitting on a cutting board. How scandalous!
its actually a lot better open faced, but this pic is maybe a bit less appealing,
Photo of my beautiful, perfect bahn mΓ illuminated by the sun. It's on a toasted ciabatta bread and has thick slabs of extra firm tofu fried in salted sesame oil, quick pickled carrot and cucumber, and my very cool sauce consisting of mayo, chili crisp, honey, and a little dijon mustard. It's seriously so good you'll cum.
thinking abt her....
Sketch of post-horrors Salix looking characteristically put-upon, forearm crutch held in his right hand, accompanied by a screenshot of a tumblr post by user tornadocountrymp3 that reads *through gritted teeth* every day i choose to be kind *barely restraining myself from violence* i choose to have compassion *tamping down the bicious bloodlust inside me* i choose to care and to be kind and to love
i think he deserves to kill with impunity
Another sketch of Salix and Solar cuddling. I'm addicted to it, i guess.
whatever man i dont even give a fuck. fuck these guys.
π§΅ 1/7
Happy (first) #SecretSamol @dirtfurby.bsky.social!! I was so happy to exchange gifts with you <3<3<3
#Friendsatthetable spoilers for #Sangfielle and #Palisade
CW body horror, insect infestation of a human body
also available as a PDF:
tinyurl.com/arp-secsam20...
Two shots of a latex (?) dress by Angus Tsui. The model begins walking down the catwalk in a skin coloured dress with her arms crossed over her stomach. When she lifts her arms, it looks like sheβs flayed herself alive, the βskinβ of the dress peeling back to reveal bloody muscle and subcutaneous tissue.
Incredible. Perfect. Cenobite chic.
Dress by Angus Tsui at London fashion week.
Sequence of 2 partially coloured monochrome sketches of Salix in his labcoat & long gloves saying "oh, I loved being neglected as a child" then, in the next, "So much time for research!"
redrew something very important
Monster design is one of the purest forms of human expression
Promo graphic for my artist alley table at citrus con. "We will be at citrus con, a free online yaoi, yuri, and otherwise gay fan convention. I'm doing pay-what-you-like ink sketches. they're usually reserved for sticker club subs. They'll be temporarily open to anyone attending Citrus Con from Feb 27th-March 21st.
We will be debuting new art. Such as Queen Of The Hill, my KOTH yuri zine. Citrus Con attendees will be among the first to peep the horrors (after I send booklets to my sticker club subs :) And youβll get an exclusive coupon code for 15% off, since itβs Shaneβs birthday."
You should get tickets NOW. So you can hang out with me, and chat about dank muthafuckin yuri and yaoi before discord nukes itself. go to citruscon.com to get your tix.
This is my promo post for @citruscon.bsky.social . I will be doing sketch requests, usually those are only open to sticker club subs :) I'll also debut my King of The Hill yuri zine to the public. Be there before Discord self-destructs from ID scans.
a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture
get weirder π«΅
digital painting of an anthropomorphic wolf. He's sitting down and leaning onto his two handed sword. The blade rests between his legs. His fur is mostly grey with specs of white and brown, but his left pec has a scar exposing the skin under it.
Wolf warrior
[ #art | #oc | #furry ]