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I can see my typo setting off a bunch of assholes trying to get their own confirmation about gender 🤦‍♀️ fml

07.03.2026 08:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Untrustworthy. That’s not a real waist! Does he have intestines? Or is it just a spine dressed in giant belt?

07.03.2026 08:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The II bad he fucked the spelling of his name

07.03.2026 07:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Go home. I’m pretty sure you’ll be fired soon. You’re terrible at this.

07.03.2026 07:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Josh is to blame for my Bills tracking. Let’s go Buffalo!! 🦬 🦆

07.03.2026 06:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Getting cheeky on us. Fair game. It’s the moon 👄

07.03.2026 06:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t mean violence. I mean voices.
Language is equally as powerful as chemicals

07.03.2026 06:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean a full on disgust so vile, it’s a call to action, and not against my fellow countrymen

07.03.2026 06:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Same.

07.03.2026 06:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yup. We knew.
We’ve all roasted hotdogs before and Steven Miller is their revenge.

07.03.2026 06:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’d like to live in a world where we don’t cock fight with bombs.

07.03.2026 06:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It takes work to inspire a movement.

It’s easily lost and then chastised.

07.03.2026 06:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

BTK/Epstein 2028.

Exactly.

07.03.2026 05:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fair. I have no idea what Palmdale is so I digress.

07.03.2026 01:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Buy land, they're not making it anymore. - MT

07.03.2026 01:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This country needs to get its head out of its own ass and respect the leadership of women.

07.03.2026 01:26 👍 121 🔁 11 💬 12 📌 1

This is how milk chocolate feels in a warm mouth

07.03.2026 01:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love that they publicly reduced her to a low ratings pawn.

This shit is Idiocracy without Mia Rudolph

07.03.2026 01:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Which witch? Obviously not the one I picked 🤦‍♀️

07.03.2026 01:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was called, going to school.

07.03.2026 00:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I remember going to school when I didn’t have to worry about my odds

07.03.2026 00:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m not going to shade her because all of the modern political speakers were on the same topic.

They’re not wrong. They might actually be onto something.

07.03.2026 00:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Platforms are built for people like Jane Fonda and Nelson Mandela.

They spoke, loudly and accurately, when they were passed the mic.

Speak.
When it’s in front of you regardless of your platform or accolades, say what needs to be said.

07.03.2026 00:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks. We know/knew

07.03.2026 00:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s tracking exactly like we all knew he would on that day he was announced the winner of the presidential election.

The way we felt wasn’t clinical depression, it was a realization that Pandora’s Box was now open. The most likely scenario would be the USA as one of his casinos or Epstein girls.

06.03.2026 23:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s not only possible, it’s probable.

06.03.2026 23:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’d like to donate 2 full bottles of Fabreze. You’re welcome. 😉

06.03.2026 23:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m glad we agree on this

06.03.2026 22:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m confused about your statement posed as a question

06.03.2026 22:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have shit to say (on your own reply)

06.03.2026 22:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0