Listen, we’re all incredibly happy for Josh Naylor as he awaits his first child, but the question is if Dan Wilson has the courage to enforce a mandatory Outercourse January in order to avoid the same pitfalls next year.
This has been a few of the worst weeks I’ve ever had, but watching these kids play makes it so much better. Go Mariners.🙌
Might as well go win the whole fucking thing. #mariners
My mom said I look handsome in a tuxedo a few days ago.
Sure, I’m bummed I missed the Naylor news, but around the time it broke I was watching a community theater Sally Bowles sing “Maybe This Time” and that feels weirdly fitting.
13 years on, still feel the same way about moving to Bozeman.
Just as soon as I turn on the game. Sorry George. 🤦
The Astros were bad and got a lump of Cole.
You asked out your crush, and they said yes. In the uber on the way to the date, the driver (who’s secretly the devil) asks you to draw the name of a Mariner from a hat. The player you draw will appear to 3rd wheel/wingman you the entire date. What name do you pray doesn’t get pulled from that hat?
You ever just find yourself staring at the stars, looking deep into the furnace of creation, past time itself into the very origin of all we know, and find yourself thinking…”I wonder what Michael Chiklis is doing right now”
Being from Pullman, WA, every time I walk past someone eating hummus I’m compelled to say “you’re fucking welcome” just as much as I’m inclined to give a “go Cougs” to anyone in an airport wearing crimson & grey.
Mariners fans, may we not rest until we convince the Mariners into playing the chorus of this song when George is on the bump.
There being no baseball on a night where I have no obligations should absolutely be illegal and I hope the new pope fixes it.
Gotta love it when a “Mother Fucker” is heard on a field mic during a home run trot. Way to go Randy. #mariners
I’m sad because I wanted more extra innings, and rowdy cruelly ended that dream.
It’s ironic that a man named Rowdy makes me feel so incredibly sad.
Can’t really explain it but Trent Thornton gives me the vibe of a guy who would sell the hell out of a Jeep Liberty to you and give you a square deal on top of it. Refers to the car as a “Damn Fine Machine”. Firm handshake on closing. Rocks a dealership branded polo like a goddamn champion.
Noah Murdock, Cy Young lock.
Turns out crow is delicious.
Really great to see someone fully realize the dream of every earthbound only child.
🎶COME TO THE CRABARET WITH CHUM! CHUM TO THE CRABARET🎶
People who don’t work in music always say things to me like “I bet you party every night with those musicians”
Little do they know that I’m a venue manager and musicians literally spend thousands a year hiring tour managers for the right to talk to me as little as humanly possible.
It’s more Jazz adjacent & poppy, but Les Paul and Mary Ford Records are a great time. And Incredible voice and one of the most legendary guitar players of all time.
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Hell yeah dude, loved your questions btw.
This was such a rad episode. So stoked to hear Rylee on the call.
I have to be at work in an hour and I’m hoping in vain to see the Mariners get a hit before then.
Curse the marine layer for keeping that one in the park.
You know, it gets eclipsed by our other, famously larger moon, but Tyler Locklear has some cake. #mariners
