HummusVacuum999

‘G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E’

Streaming everywhere now.

If La Dispute’s “Such Small Hands” was more accurate

Featuring SoupyGarbageJuice

Nobody wants to work anymore

“Whoops! (I Think I Ruined My Life)”

Full version available 8/26

Lfggggg

please tell me is this the song of the summer?

honestly how dare we

when my third grade classmates don’t believe I kissed a girl over summer break

can we please leave avocados out of guacamole?

next thing you know they’re gonna announce a “world tour” that’s just 4 shows all within their home state.

Officially one month of
‘G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E’

Can’t thank y’all enough for the love we’ve seen on this song. genuinely overwhelming.

Full version available to stream everywhere NOW

I got banned from Hinge and I don’t understand why

Oh hell yeaaaahhhh

HummusVacuum "Steal From Corporations" & "Undone (The Sweater Song)" Weezer Cover LIVE YouTube video by Concerts Hub

"Don't you hate it when you're watching band and it turns out it was just Weezer in disguise the whole time?" 

HummusVacuum @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social | Steal From Corporations & Undone (The Sweater Song) Weezer cover | The Rockwell Somerville, MA | March 5, 2025
youtu.be/ooWQPM2eou4

PITTSBURGH YOU WERE NUTS

CLEVELAND 2NITE AT OUR OLD STOMPING GROUNDS @ MAHALL’S

TOMORROW: @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social + @5everband.bsky.social w/ Pitter Patter + Panic Landing at The Government Center!!

TICKETS: dltsgdom.ticketleap.com/hummus-vacuu...

LISTEN: hummusvacuum999.bandcamp.com
5ever.bandcamp.com

@reallyradrecs.bsky.social

HummusVacuum the punk band is playing Philadelphia tonight

PAST FEW SHOWS HAVE BEEN BONKERS. THANK YOU FOR SINGING ALONG.

📍We’re in Philadelphia tonight🔔

Come kick my ass

Punk band HummusVacuum is playing in Boston tonight

BOSTON 2NITE BABY

I DIDN’T GET ACCEPTED INTO BERKLEE MANY YEARS AGO SO IT’S TIME TO TAKE MY REVENGE

🎟️ in ☣️

appreciate the kind words friend!

A yellow background with three flowers, a guillotine and a red angry box that looks like a radio. HummusVacuum is written in big bubble letters across the top

It's a rare day that I review music that's not ska, but it's not often I run into emo and pop punk bands singing about my favorite problem solving strategy

Head over to start track and check out my review of @hummusvacuum999.bsky.social and bring a hammer and blade

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Come see us live in March with our buds in @5everband.bsky.social

3/4 - COLUMBUS, OH (no 5Ever)
3/5 - SOMERVILLE, MASS
3/6 - NEW HAVEN, CT
3/7 - NEW YORK CITY (BROOKLYN)
3/8 - BUTLER, NJ
3/9 - PHILADELPHIA, PA
3/10 - PITTSBURGH, PA
3/11 - CLEVELAND, OH
3/12 - LANSING, MI
3/13 - CHICAGO, IL

time for a spelling lesson

🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓

is available to stream everywhere NOW. Lincoln Bye-yo.

Come hear this ditty live this March w @5everband.bsky.social

3/4 - COLUMBUS, OH (no 5Ever)

3/5 - SOMERVILLE, MA

3/6 - NEW HAVEN, CT

3/7 - NEW YORK CITY

3/8 - BUTLER, NJ

3/9 - PHILADELPHIA, PA

3/10 - PITTSBURGH, PA

3/11 - CLEVELAND, OH

3/12 - LANSING, MI (House Show)

3/13 - CHICAGO, IL

Punk emo band HummusVacuum is going on tour with pop punk power pop band 5ever

We hit the road w/ @5everband.bsky.social in just over A WEEK.

Where will we be seeing you, and where should we play next?

🎟️ in the ☣️

Need help!

going out of my comfort zone and going to an EDM show tonight, what are some of the worst things you could tell somebody you’re trip-sitting?

🪓2/28🪓

Presave to Spotify or Apple Music or else you might illegally get your funding cut

Stacy's mom's medicare is gone

Guillotine campfire reprise coming soon

me when the it the when it and I the when it

🪓G-U-I-L-L-O-T-I-N-E🪓

Available everywhere 2/28. Pre-save to Spotify or Apple Music using the 🔗 in the ☣️