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Dan Wilson is INNOVATING.
“Right. You’ve outsmarted the variables. Pulled all the right levers, so to speak.”
Chotiner: You have employed thirty-four different second basemen in your tenure. Is there a reason you find the concept of stability at that position so threatening?
Jerry: Stability is just another word for "lack of churn."
Chotiner: I see. Fascinating.
Top Story Laz in Strong Mad's words: "I AM THE QUIETEST MOUSE! I AM THE QUIETEST MOUSE!" 5 HOURS AGO
Okay, so the hype around Laz might be real
A photograph of the Kadeosaurus (which has a normal-sized neck. Don't make it a thing) next to the modern Piss Jugman for scale.
#PaleontologyMonday #GoBiz
Colt McColt starring in Summer of the Colt
It’s time to think about Dom Canzone and the walls he will meet at speed this season.
Colt McColt at shortstop today. Glory to the people. May McColt’s wisdom and grace shine upon them for eternity!
IT’S SOLROCK!!!!!’
Alright, so NOT Jose Vidro.
Who’s that Pokémon? A rectangle with spikes? Could it be a poorly conceived score bug?
It's baseball season, folks
A lineup of Colt McColts and one (1) Patrick Corbin
Wow! Love that Dan is trusting his young guys on Day 1.
The Seattle Mariners persist, but so do we.
Mr. Manager Dan Wilson sentences you to read the genealogy of Jesus five times for your intellectual and spiritual shortcomings
POV u and the fellas are struggling to wrap your heads around the Doctrine of the Trinity
Larry Bernandez, RHP, Seattle Mariners 2009-2013
In case you were wondering.
Victor Robles considers the pull of the Green Goblin Mask