Wil Cornish

Hilariously, it’s close to being a rule that has a “it just is…” definition, or jis.

Two m’s, first one is pronounced like the spice.

It’s a verb ending in a single short vowel sound and a consonant the consonant doubles. Same as skipping, cutting, etc. More complex sounds mean single consonant; fisting Then there’s vowel dropping like in coming.

English rules are such bullshit.

Do you ever think about how the Night Lords battlecry is also sort of the Emperor’s Children battlecry?

Finished Renegade: Harrowmaster by @mikebrooks668.bsky.social yesterday and was keen to get started on Ghost Legion but… no audiobook? Bwuh‽

"You should buy a copy of my book from @argonautbooks.bsky.social . That would be a nice thing to do." - @olliegerlach.bsky.social

I’ve done this at least twice so far and it’s been fun every time! You try.

A discord post reading: Wil — 25/09/2025, 09:17 Each member of the party has just walked into a separate chamber with a lever, the lever is visibly attached to a trap door that will drop 7,100 Goblins into a pit of annihilation, killing them instantly and painlessly. This is worth 355,000XP to each character that pulls the lever [five laugh reacts] pull yes or no? It's a DC 5 check of your choice.

You would “love” my one room 0-20 speedrun dungeon.

Slim Pickings: Is ozempic making eating the rich unappealing?

"Arbites Scully you have to see this: it looks like signs of aliens."
"Aliens? Don't be rediculous Arbites Mulder, there's no such thing"
[Arbites Scully was later turned into a servitor for this grave dereliction of duty]

I’ve shared this in a direction of some people who could definitely help

Literally the next person who “corrects me” to tell me they’re American actually - when it’s irrelevant to my point - is going to get told that I’m sorry but that’s their problem not mine.

Good on you mate, I did this last year; 54kg dropped. The keeping it off is a bastard though.

One of those 200 is me! Hooray!

Nah that’s just how most supermarket herb and spice aisles are and doubly so Waitrose.

“PROFESSOR XAVIER IS A JERK!”

Did you know I have been playing Pokemon red on and off for the past two years?

In short; I would die to see her live. But yeah it’s not writing music it’s coding music

I will level with you I’m not sure that’s even always the case

Is it concrete by poppy. It might be.

“A shirt has one collar and two sleeves” is a thing I think to myself incredibly frequently. A good spelling mnemonic

A wide angle photo of a hallway in front of a front door. On the floor is a parcel containing a print issue of The Mortal Thor and in my hand is the opening title spread of The Power Fantasy issue 16

I haven’t been as excited for a single issue of a comic as I have been for @kierongillen.bsky.social & @casparw.bsky.social’s The Power Fantasy #16 in a long time.

This is how I read it. The parcel came to my door, I dropped the rest on the floor and stood in the hallway to devour it.

Holy crap.

Walked past @lenniesaurus.bsky.social on my way home yesterday whilst having a small-to-medium breakdown, so I didn’t say hi or that I thought her work was cool, but I do so I’m using social media to say it instead.

I am delighted that this post is a response to someone saying "if you act superior for not knowing anything about games you are wildly out of touch" and this guy just steps up to the bat like "oh no I'm even more out of touch than you would imagine"

Shot of the road into Twin Peaks, showing mountains, forests and telegraph poles, as well as the welcome sign. The words "There are 5,120.1 people in Twin Peaks. These are their problems." have been overlaid in the style of the opening of the TV show Letterkenny

Happy Now Entering Twin Peaks Day

The full beard and shave down at least has a better emergency bail out but it’s still not great.

At work. I open a new tab in google chrome, a google product.

I type "me" into the URL bar.

I expect an autofill of meet[dot]google[dot]com, a google product I use multiple times a day on this browser.

Google confidently suggests that I would like to read about 2016 romantic drama Me Without You.

To be 100% transparent I'm going to watch all of this, and I'm going to hate every moment of doing so.

Oh. No thank you.

“Seth, we need to talk to you about what you can do for your country.”
“You want me, a famous stoner and comedy actor, to be a spy?”
“No son, it’s time you featured in an advert for Roots. Do your duty.”

I think I’d prefer the u wing for that? The reaper having the whole front be a ramp makes it difficult to furnish

I would probably start with a TIE/sh, but the same basic thing.