Out running errands with my kids. I’ve needed to pee for like 2 hours. Got to McDonald’s and thought I can abandon them in the Playplace for one minute while I hit the bathroom. It’s out of order. I’m going to die here.
Speaking solely on his looks, I'm surprised Thune's never been discussed for President or VP. Dude is HANDSOME. Feels like the guy who would have cleaned up in 1992 or 1996. Might not be crazy enough anymore though.
(I'm never voting GOP again, they can fuck off. I'm just saying generally.)
Here's 5 more: "Been hanging down at Dino's."
hi I'd like to attend your clown event
I live in a heavily wooded area so I always assume it's just based on the secluded nature (I'm like Thoreau but with people who actually love me) but it's a far cry from my sunny home in Franklin.
ALSO, Norfolk guy, why is it consistently 5 degrees cooler in Norfolk than it is in any other surrounding town? I feel like I'm driving in and out of the Twlight Zone.
I remember closely following Detroit-Mercy in 2012 when they made the NCAA tournament because while at ESPN I had covered Ray McCallum Jr. as a top-25 high school prospect who spurned offers from major programs to play for his dad at Detroit-Mercy. It was a fun story at the time!
Red Sox fans are in for a fun summer.
I’ll miss Dean; I was a big fan of his and the year he was projected in the first but kept slipping, I was just waiting around for Philly to pick him and they did, it was very validating.
One of the worst parts of drafting well; you can’t keep them all!
Folks, don’t believe the online recipes, you can’t make soft boiled eggs in the microwave
This does seemingly prevent my worst-case scenario which is the Chiefs drafting Jeremiyah Love.
What potential this week had! So many of these guys smashed. But no Akshay and that sealed it. Oh we march!
(Also, and we are whispering here, something is wrong with Scottie…)
Just a crazy costly collapse for me, Berger led all week and blew it late. What a frustrating end to a tournament where my player pool was outstanding.
We’re headed to a playoff at Bay Hill, Daniel Berger makes a NAILS par save at 18 to take Akshay Bhatia to extras.
I knew my childhood obsession with quicksand would come in handy eventually!
yeah and the sauce is a little different…not much, it’s still mayo and ketchup based, but it’s different.
Tried the Big Arch tonight. I think it’s the fever dream of an exec who wanted to make a Big Mac for the cultured man. Bigger, better patties, onions, even the pickles are elevated. It’s very good but short of great. 8.1/10.
Aww muffin, does life suck rn? Better cut back on your avocado toast.
Honestly stunning WD news -- Austin Smotherman is OUT of the Arnold Palmer Invitational.
(Also Rory McIlroy.)
If there was even a whisper of a desire to request a trade before…
I think this trade is insane for the Ravens. Two firsts?!? Absurd.
The 24th Amendment says it is unconstitutional to require a poll tax as a prerequisite of voting. Requiring an ID to vote is unconstitutional unless the ID to vote is free.
The end.
He just missed a BRUTAL 16-footer. Are the Celtics better off with Baylor Scheierman on the floor?
I refer you to the Department of Metaphor, staffed by the Undersecretary for Whimsy and Caprice
Anyway this is a good reminder to tell people in your life that they’re doing well and/or that you love them.
You ever get an email from your boss and you realize it’s a forwarded message of a discussion in which you’re mentioned and highly praised? I had to put down the phone for a minute and have a good cry, in case you’re wondering how my week is going.
This is the program that just signed a deal with the US military
Then it picked out 9x7 and said she wrote the 6 wrong (she did not, at all)
the first time it picked out 8x4 and said she wrote it wrong (it’s pretty clear here she did not)
