Newton's Third Law

Haha it also wouldn't shock me if he's on their cell phone plan as well.

If you think he cares about gas prices, housing costs, home electricity costs, inflation, no jobs, troops getting killed, grocery prices, health care costs, or anything else that would improve the lives of most Americans, you are wrong.

To be fair, the award was for "Biggest Bitch"...

Yeah, she's willing to take everything to court because she doesn't have any clue how to tell a strong case from a weak one.

But isn't EVERY photo with Hegseth in it going to be "unflattering"?

Yikes. Even Noem wouldn't fuck him.

He'll probably grow into them once he starts puberty...

If you have to explain why your joke is "funny" and/or "clever", it's neither.... THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!

We've finally found a topic that trump doesn't claim "nobody knows more" about than him. Also, since his mouth is producing noise, it's a good bet he's lying.

I'm sure he's already negotiating his contributor contract with Faux News.

Dear Leader is successful when Dear Leader determines "success" has been met... Why do you ask stupid questions??

Reverend Jesse Jackson called on each of us to be heralds of change, to be messengers of hope; to step forward and say “Send me” wherever we have a chance to make an impact.

How fortunate we were that Jesse Jackson answered that call. What a great debt we owe to him.

Using a move from the MAGA playbook, the trick isn't to sell guns to liberals, it's to redefine what "liberal" is. For instance, if trump attempted to ban all guns, suddenly the 2A people and tacti-cool idiots who resisted would become "far left lunatics" and voila! A robust liberal gun culture! 😃

I really feel like this is something our late night shows and other satirical media should have been covering regularly for the last 15 months.

If it's "woke" to avoid blowing up schools full of children, then I guess I'm all in favor of a woke military. Not that MAGA would know the first thing about preventing children from being violently killed, especially in classrooms...

I do really enjoy how you can see that comment sting her for just a second before she resets and retreats back to the "define a woman" nonsense because it's the only move she has left.

My best guess is that ole Markwayne isn't what people would call a "thinkin' man"...

Found a handy job description for the prestigious new position...

Has anyone tried explaining to trump that the group we're trying to manipulate and screw is the "Kurds" and not the "Kids"? I bet he loses interest immediately when that's cleared up.

Sounds about right. I'd also settle for her going on a trip to the gravel pit.

So, do they just take her to a gravel pit or how does this work?

Here we go again, America. We have to give a President another blank check and give him as much as he wants to shoot unlimited $20 million interceptors at $20,000 drones and if we don’t we are unpatriotic so pay up.

Can't we just start storing unredacted Epstein files at all US military installations on foreign soil? That's the easiest and most cost effective way to guarantee nothing will ever come close to any of those facilities.

Maybe if they ask nicely, DHS will give back that anti-balloon laser they're using on the southern border...

Statement from Jasmine Crockett.

I was half expecting him to answer a question with, "Does anyone else smell toast?"

NOEM: I would disagree with the judge

CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?

NOEM: A what?

CROCKETT: A law degree

NOEM: No I do no-

CROCKETT: Okay

Too bad they gave away all their anti-drone lasers to DHS. I bet those might come in handy right about now...

Scotch might be too classy. He gives off "vodka from a plastic bottle" vibes...