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Judah Kelber

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Former IT guy who likes to cook and garden. USMC (Reserves) veteran. Almost-native Oregonian (moved here when I was 1 month old, that ought to count for something). Whee?

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Received a lot of encouragement for a really tricky career-related decision from my leadership and some outside folks I talked to.

07.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this a Corey Lewandowski subskeet?

07.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid Footage obtained by The Handbasket’s lawsuit shows a hostile takeover on March 17, 2025.

SCOOP β€” Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.

My report:

06.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 7520 πŸ” 2770 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 105
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One thing that’s always been wild to me is there inability to recognize who the bad guy is. Jessup, Patrick Bateman, Jordan Belfort. These guys consistently idolize the obvious villain.

05.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 1667 πŸ” 218 πŸ’¬ 132 πŸ“Œ 63
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Trump's second tariff push faces immediate legal challenge from two dozen states β€’ Oregon Capital Chronicle Two dozen states sue to block Trump's new tariffs, calling the 1974 law he's relying on archaic and misapplied

Oregon, Arizona, California and New York are leading a lawsuit to block President Donald Trump's new tariff attempt, saying he's relying on an archaic and misapplied 1974 law.

05.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Many people are saying that Noem has called Trump to ask for a blanket pardon.

05.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 445 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 17

Now that she is fired, Kristi Noem will have more time to spend with someone else's husband.

05.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 429 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2

I once had to babysit The Amazing Kreskin when his manager got sick.

05.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The root of the name β€œboba tea” is unhinged.

05.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah, sub-10 pace is fantastic.

04.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

These are great, and the alt-text is also great. Stop making me say nice things about you, dangit.

04.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

My daughter: in the TLC song β€œNo Scrubs,” what do they mean by β€œscrub”?

Me: Honey this is the one and only pop song in history that opens up with a dictionary and thesaurus entry.

04.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 696 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6

That's not very kind to a random turd on the sidewalk.

04.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If Silicon Valley psychos have taught us anything it’s that you can embrace Reddit atheist thought and be much more of a piece of shit than a Lutheran grandma

04.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 779 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 5

Oh, served them with some air-fried steaks and a very simple salad, but there's no picture of those because I was hungry.

04.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Red chimichurri in a metal bowl. Recipe taken from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Chipotle/comments/1qnp5q6/the_red_chimichurri_recipe/

Red chimichurri in a metal bowl. Recipe taken from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Chipotle/comments/1qnp5q6/the_red_chimichurri_recipe/

Garlic herb butter from a NY Times cooking recipe.

4 tablespoons unsalted butter (1/2 stick), softened

3 garlic cloves, grated

1 1/2 teaspoons chopped fresh parsley

1 1/2 teaspoons chopped fresh thyme

1 teaspoon chopped fresh rosemary

1 teaspoon lemon zest

1/2 teaspoon flaky salt

Garlic herb butter from a NY Times cooking recipe. 4 tablespoons unsalted butter (1/2 stick), softened 3 garlic cloves, grated 1 1/2 teaspoons chopped fresh parsley 1 1/2 teaspoons chopped fresh thyme 1 teaspoon chopped fresh rosemary 1 teaspoon lemon zest 1/2 teaspoon flaky salt

Made red chimichurri based on a reddit recipe for Chipotle's sauce, and it was amazing. Also made a lemon garlic herb butter for the people in my house who didn't want chimichurri. All four of us completely cleared our plates, which is rare. I'll take the win!

04.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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PELICAN DELAY IN SANTA BARBARA

04.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 868 πŸ” 195 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 46

To the best of my knowledge, they're absolutely correct.

03.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're on their website, look at Flavors->Fruity and ponder why that's the only shirtless model they used.

03.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A fit shirtless man pouring Fruity-flavored Man Cereal into a bowl. Sort of. He's really making a mess, and he doesn't seem to be stopping.

A fit shirtless man pouring Fruity-flavored Man Cereal into a bowl. Sort of. He's really making a mess, and he doesn't seem to be stopping.

Their website is a trip. For some reason, Fruity is the only flavor that has a shirtless model.

03.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's absurd, and I love him. Took me a WHILE to figure out this is what he wanted.

03.03.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A chunky white cat laying on my lap while I'm in my office chair. His back paws are on the edge of my desk. We're choosing to ignore that I'm wearing pajama pants and a henley shirt because the wardrobe of remote work is a weird and wonderful thing.

A chunky white cat laying on my lap while I'm in my office chair. His back paws are on the edge of my desk. We're choosing to ignore that I'm wearing pajama pants and a henley shirt because the wardrobe of remote work is a weird and wonderful thing.

One of my cats periodically decides he wants to be a lap cat, but only if his back paws are touching something solid (usually the edge of my desk).

03.03.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Had a monthly meeting with a group of friends and we collectively decided to meet every 2 weeks instead.

03.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)

02.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 8345 πŸ” 697 πŸ’¬ 381 πŸ“Œ 101

I dunno, it says "DIRTY" right there.

02.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The rash is from shaking necks.

02.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 424 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 1

He's just entering his Anthony Kiedis phase.

02.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot of text saying "put it in the Louvre" with Louvre crossed out and Hague at the end.

a screenshot of text saying "put it in the Louvre" with Louvre crossed out and Hague at the end.

My comment on it elsewhere:

02.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a high-quality skeet.

02.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've had mine for 2 years now (and solar panels on the house means I drive a solar-powered car)! Zero regrets.

02.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0