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Jack Hittinger

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Upper Midwestern pseudo-intellectual former(ish) sportswriter in Shakopee, by way of Bemidji (by way of Michigan). This will probably end up being a bunch of posts about politics, Wilco and college hockey. He/him.

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Western Michigan hockey erasure

07.03.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When the Greek peasant sees Zeus ride the Pegasus and throw a thunderbolt from Mount Olympus

07.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dropkick Murphys finish up their set at a benefit show across from Alex Pretti Memorial: β€œWe’ll never forget what we saw with our own eyes, we’ll never forget what we’ve seen here today. thank we’ve seen here today. Thank you all for allowing us to come bear witness with you, thank you Minnesota!”.

07.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 1800 πŸ” 380 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 29

Not sure why it lives on some random free streaming app and not MLB network or MLB TV but it’s there and it’s free so I’m not complaining

06.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe a stupid question that I already know the answer to, but: These guys are fully civilians, right? Like they don't have any of the bullshit "protections" that an ICE officer would have?

06.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Are these "bounty hunters" ICE subcontractors or something? I don't really understand the MPD and sheriff's department handwringing here.

06.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

11 a.m. World Baseball Classic matchup between Venezuela and the Netherlands streaming on Tubi as God intended, real sicko shit.

06.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah man liberals LOVED the Iraq war because of how WOKE it was

06.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Luis Suarez in the background here is the chef's kiss

05.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rosemount, Minnesota - Wikipedia

FWIW that area of the southeast metro was more heavily Irish-settled (Rosemount, Savage, Eagan, Burnsville, etc.) compared to some other suburbs that have more of the Scandinavian/German histories. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemou...

05.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LOL Maggi and I were just discussing this, utterly incoherent branding

05.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a move many of us have organized for. Trump's DHS has killed two Minnesotans, terrorized our immigrant communities, detained citizens, and traumatized our children.

But make no mistake - changing the head of this agency will not change the direction of his mass deportation agenda.

05.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Maybe this is a question a political reporter can answer but I wonder if its possible for the Democrats to demand all the concessions they want in exchange for confirmation?

05.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Adios motherfucker

05.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe there are a handful of people on Bluesky who are truly "coastal elites" and have never lived outside a major East or West Coast city and have never met a conservative IRL but I guarantee you those people are a tiny minority (and most of them TBH probably aren't actually "left wing"!)

05.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, my experience is that people who tell us to "get out of our echo chamber" just want to yell at leftists, I attended Hillsdale College, I FOR SURE don't need to know what conservatives think about anything, I got it every day for four years in the late 2000s and see it every day on Facebook!

05.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you seen the Tech one?

05.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What a slap in the face to the humble residents of Gentry, Minnesota, a totally real place that you can for sure find on a map.

05.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This tracks (sorry for the Walter Hudson jump scare)

05.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dad's dad was a career Marine who died in Vietnam; Mom's dad sold insurance, went to WWII, then came home, sold more insurance and was on the Council Bluffs city council in the 1950s. I'd just like to point out he's in the middle in this picture and is somehow 34 years old.

05.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
Screenshot of Australian baseball team’s Wikipedia page describing them as being nicknamed the β€œSouthern Thunder.”

Screenshot of Australian baseball team’s Wikipedia page describing them as being nicknamed the β€œSouthern Thunder.”

The β€œSouthern Thunder” sounds like defunct minor league hockey franchise that would be right at home in the SPHL playing against the likes of the Macon Whoopee.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austral...

05.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What athlete's expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?

No question from me.

04.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't love them calling Shakopee "small-town Minnesota" in the headline (we are a city, dammit, in a metropolitan area!) but this is a minor nitpick, great story!

04.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking great sir

03.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Huh weird I wonder what happened.

03.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Make-A-Wish-ass presidential administration

03.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look I know Noem simply lies for fun but this is maybe the most high profile ICE shooting aside from Good and Pretti there is simply no way she is "not familiar" with the details, I wish these guys would be a little more combative in calling her out on this bullshit.

03.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Realignment conference from Hell

03.03.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We've renamed the DOD the Department of War. Our troops are Warfighters. No of course we're not "at war" you dumb lib

03.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 4361 πŸ” 837 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 17