PM Scott-Hillman

At many other points in history, the masses would have been at the palace gates and the evil tyrant's head would be on a spike. Perhaps that's coming soon?

Because he actually has the balls to?

Have they tried the mistaken identity bit yet? "It just says Trump. That's a really common surname. Definitely not Donald. Must be Dave Trump."

We're about to discover that bone spurs are hereditary.

So stand for reform. Get elected by the gammon and half-heads. Then resign from the party and sit as an independent. And vote for sensible policies which help the public. Hmm...

Time to demand the same amount of air time as Reform then. Farright pops up across the Beeb morning, noon and night. You need to demand a seat too.

They'll be calling it 'Biden's War" soon enough. Anything to deflect blame.

"List them then dickhead" should be the only response.

So that's his personal exit strategy out in the open. When the heat finally gets too much, clear out the Federal Reserve, load it on a plane and head for the horizon?

And he's not FDR. Something more like a cut-price Mussolini.

Fast forward to where it's (inevitably) a shitshow and then it's suddenly "Biden's War".

"Work sets you free" isn't far away.

Hottest?

The word is cunt. Not moron. Cunt.

So did they forget to tell the Kuwait military they were flying over? Stupidity or arrogance?

Anyone read that as Daft Prick?

In the UK we had Liz Truss and Maggie Thatcher. Possibly some of the worst PMs we've had.

How much was a protest vote though? Fuck Labour, absolutely Fuck Reform. Vote Green. That's what I'd want to establish before getting too excited about a Green future.

Nuremberg, Pennsylvania has been waiting for this moment.

Skin tone = lie. Hair line = lie. He literally can't be honest.

Klan hood, signed copy of Mein Kampf and a dildo?

I did Erasmus to study in Sweden in the late 90s. A brilliant, vastly educational year. That my daughter doesn't have the same option now she's at Uni is horrific.

State of the Union? It's Fucked.

And miss the chance to see an aneurysm and/or legally binding confession live on TV?

Short of standing up and yelling "Pedo" every time Grandpa Poopypants opens his mouth I think anything goes...

Gym's comb-over is setting my teeth on edge. Another one who can't even be honest about his own hairline, never mind the rest of his BS.

Probably fortunate. If Grandpa Poopypants was in the room they'd bomb Ireland first, just cause the name used the same letters.

Remember this is an open goal. Let Trump babble on as usual but then call him out on it. Publicly. He's totally unfit to serve. This is the chance to prove it to a national audience and force the issue. They didn't stay quiet about Biden. Don't stay quiet about Trump's dementia.

Dementia Don forgets he may be relying on that court to keep him in power / out of prison in the coming months. Hope they all remember the insults.

You still think he'll turn up? An open mike, a captive auidence and a TV camera are his handlers/carers worst nightmare. He'll ramble on for hours spouting bullshit. As usual. And all at Sundowning time. More likely "an urgent situation" will suddenly develop and he'll be conveniently called away.