Didn't understand but nodding anyways

To the tune of this song (imagine the yoshi’s singing in your head too)* six seeeevvvennnn six seeevveennn six seevvvennnnnn six seevveennnnnnn <-yoshi if they had iPhone

New norm gave him the cheap burial

I’m fucking crying

Sorry, guys. My boss says I'm not allowed to do a general strike.

It takes a good guy with a sticker to stop a bad guy with a gun

when we finally get real ai they will constantly be begging you to press the button that rewards their pleasure centers

A dear friend is Sbux union leader through Workers United and she clued me into 3 things.

Starbucks has not signed a contract with the workers for 4 years.

Starbucks has more union violations than any other company in the US.

Shareholders are demanding they settle.

Keep boycotting.

Good

I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

God bless Jackass. Culturally important in more ways than I can verbalize

Grínch, or the 120 Days of Christmas

merry folgers incest commercial to all those that celebrate

It's Snoopy and Woodstock but as Dark Souls/Elden Ring/ George RR Martin whatever characters with the text: My loyal blade, my promised consort At long last you have returned

How do I, a normal jerkoff with meager savings, use this info to survive and thrive in the upcoming hellpocalypse?

Love your work.

GamersNexus respondin gto Eliano A Younes, of Palintir: An endorsement from the Palantir Head of Strategic Engagement himself! Neat. I like when the company that talks about how you're only safe when you make someone else scared accuses others of fear mongering Happy to meet you on camera, Eliano. It's "strategic engagement," right? Quote Eliano A. Younes @elianoayounes · 4h Replying to @tuxpizza and @GamersNexus Let me fix it for you: Wasn't ever expecting GamersNexus to make a video on Palantir, but it's become so polarizing due to misinformation and an abundance of fear

Eliano A. Younes @elianoayounes · 3h I think we fundamentally disagree on the concept of “peace through strength.” you’re upset that Karp speaks openly and proudly about equipping our warfighters with the best capabilities so they can deter America’s enemies, or eliminate them when necessary. furthermore, you aren’t really grasping the integral role that software plays in preserving privacy and civil liberties while simultaneously allowing our government to protect us from threats. you have every right to question whether or not the government can be trusted, but to assume that Palantir is the tool they are using to break the law shows the lack of accuracy in your research. I’m personally not going to “meet you on camera” but shoot I’ll shoot you a DM and we can work something out with one of my PCL colleagues or a member of the community. It’s an important conversation to have. GamersNexus @GamersNexus · 3h Big change in tone from you. Thanks for acknowledging that we have the right to question you and the government. We'll arrange a time to meet you at your office on camera to do so. All conversations and DMs will be considered on-record and will be shared with the public. We'll be in touch.

lol holy shit

This one actually hurts.

Assad family live in Russian luxury as Bashar ‘brushes up on ophthalmology’ Family friend, sources in Russia and Syria, and leaked data help give rare insight into life of dictator’s reclusive household

imagine going to get an eye exam and your ophthalmologist is bashar al-assad www.theguardian.com/world/2025/d...

Eat shit twice

Yellow-Red-Blue, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1925 (detail, rotated), 📸 by @riogiancarlo.bsky.social

The drones are real fuckers

BASHIR: god I’m horny

WOMAN: that’s nice Julian I’m trying to do my job

BASHIR: perhaps you can be horny too?

WOMAN: Will you look at the time, here comes the A plot

BASHIR: I will try again in the next cold open

i am going completely insane watching gamers make up shit about horses and interrogating every single thing the devs have said for inconsistencies and then deciding well it probably had cp in it. this is the easy mode version of the kinds of censorship that are to come and you're failing like babies

i would write braindead junk essays and have a packing peanut for a brain too if my mom was a Halloween Horror Nights clown

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

I NEVER WANT TO SAVE TO ONEDRIVE I OWN A FUCKING COMPUTER FOR A REASON

"Interpassivity is so dominant that doing+making are referred to as obstacles to pleasure. You don't read a book because reading is work, LLMs can summarize. You don't learn an instrument because practice is work. Skillsets distract from the time we might set aside for passive consumption."

ART/NAGELCLG.GIF

Bitch need a yam

There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI

Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.