Top-left panel: Justin Bieber, caption “Hey, I’m Justin Bieber…” Top-right panel: Three women, caption “And…?” Bottom-left panel: Claude Debussy, caption “Hey, I’m…” Bottom-right panel: Three excited women, caption “Impressionist composer Claude Debussy!!!”
I made this a couple years ago and I’m so glad I have a reason to post it again.
Is it my favorite Debussy? No.
Does it rule anyway? Obviously!
The pacing would be such that when he finds himself running slower and slower at the end, no one would notice the difference.
I for one like my sesame seed buns to look as maggot-y as possible.
Unironically give Tom Wilson an honorary Oscar for everything he did for that trilogy.
Just opened a show so I haven’t been able to watch as many movies lately, but here ya go:
Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
It’s the double period that really ties the whole picture together.
And every new hire keeps falling for it, which inherently makes them unworthy of his respect.
Bluesky’s muted words and tags screen, where I am preparing to add the word “distraction” to my list of muted words
CHOTINER: You once wrote a famous tweet about how one should always avoid becoming the main character of Twitter.
MAPLE COCAINE: Oh yeah.
CHOTINER: So there’s a certain irony to the fact that this interview will make you the main character for a day.
MAPLE COCAINE: First of all, fuc
Hate that I have to tap the sign again
tommy wiseau from The Room "oh hi March"
There are (not) literally dozens of us!
It’s true, I don’t exist.
average person cheering for war in iran
I don’t want to hear a peep about “What exactly are Democrats supposed to do?” until we flip Texas with “Pee Pants Ted” ads.
Nothing in the rule book says you can’t throw water on Ted Cruz’s crotch and tell everyone he peed his pants.
In a just world, Chuck Schumer would be in The Hague right alongside Trump, Netanyahu, Bush, etc.
this isn't a distraction from epstein class pedophilia it's an expression of the epstein class worldview
Scrooge from Muppet Christmas Carol: You there, boy! What day is it? Bean Bunny: Why, it’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, sir! Scrooge: Then I haven’t missed it!
I know it’s supposed to be the topic/category, but I like to think his name above the headline means Keir Starmer wrote the article.
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
Super Baby Association
The whole basis of “The 4-Hour Work Week” is building a money-printing machine where you let (underpaid) cogs do all the work.
Oh happy day
