Nicola! (@nicolacourtney)

Lollll

28.02.2026 19:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I will say, I'll take swimsuits with pockets over another fucking war.

28.02.2026 15:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I just saw an ad for swimsuits with pockets and....is that a thing we really need....or??

28.02.2026 15:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

27.02.2026 02:40 👍 38 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

I dunno but I am pretty sure we should give up

28.02.2026 00:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My cat George’s front paws as he stands on my outstretched hand

share if you agree

27.02.2026 22:00 👍 285 🔁 102 💬 2 📌 0

That sounds about right.

05.02.2026 20:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Update: everything is bad.

05.02.2026 20:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

I would love to be more Emily in Paris, but I think I moreso give off Tina from Bob's Burgers.

04.02.2026 13:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So you still owe them a penny?

21.01.2026 23:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't even know what those words mean 🙂

21.01.2026 14:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Quick question: why is January the worst?

21.01.2026 14:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

If there's one thing all toddlers love, it's bubbles.

18.01.2026 14:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sounds so dreamy 🥰

18.01.2026 14:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm eating a McCain cake tiny rosette frosting square by tiny rosette frosting square and I cannot recommend it enough.

I tried to explain that to my American coworker and she was v. confused. 😂

16.01.2026 00:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Meeee 😂

16.01.2026 00:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If it's just a general scream, I think it's fine. Expected, even.

15.01.2026 00:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm drinking white wine out of a red wine glass like some kind of 1700s peasant.

15.01.2026 00:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Saturday evening football is unnecessary, IMO.

10.01.2026 22:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Rude!

10.01.2026 21:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh no. I think that might be the worst.

10.01.2026 01:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There's no way to tell for sure now. The waters are muddied. The syrup is cloudy.

10.01.2026 01:41 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

There is a person on Instagram charging $155 USD for a tutorial on how to trim your own bangs. 🤔

There are literally hundreds, maybe thousands, possibly tens of thousands of free YouTube videos.

WHO IS PAYING? The ad said "join 10,000+" 🤯 and it's a pre recorded video. 🤯🤯🤯

10.01.2026 01:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think I'm SIR-up but I'll never really know.

10.01.2026 01:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

It was a two diet coke day, y'all.

10.01.2026 01:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My husband keeps telling me about the college football game that is on and I literally have no idea what he's saying. Like I actively stop listening and read an article and then I tune back in and he's still going.

10.01.2026 01:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It was at least 17 weeks in one.

10.01.2026 01:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now I have no idea 😭

10.01.2026 01:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do they make teen movies any more? Remember when there were so many teen movies being made in the late 90s/early 2000s that someone made a parody of a teen movie? Not Another Teen Movie

07.01.2026 18:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Apparently I have forgotten how to type and be a person 😀

05.01.2026 19:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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