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Palace Nanny

@sw1nanny

I keep tiny humans alive for money. It’s not as weird as it sounds. She/Her

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NKs are half from Hong Kong (and Norwegian sounds ridiculous so that was a no) so I gave it a go. 600 days late I can order a coffee and for some reason attend a graduation ceremony 😂😂

12.10.2025 07:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Love that for you! Sorry, I’m going Duolingo for ‘Chinese’ not Spanish lol

11.10.2025 18:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No idea what you said but I support it

11.10.2025 11:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Check your Amazon basket for clippers 😂😂

11.10.2025 11:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It wasn’t my favourite

23.08.2025 14:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think they’re called condensers, real pain in the ass. An ex NF had one and the laundry was in the rickety basement, I had to carry the tank up the stairs to dump it out each time and you know how clumsy I am lol

23.08.2025 07:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Also in England it is totally normal to have it in the kitchen lol

22.08.2025 18:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ah good, I hate the ones with the tank, constantly stopping mid cycle cause it needs to be emptied when it’s not even full

22.08.2025 18:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Does it have a water tank?

22.08.2025 12:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ya know when you’re watching 24 Hours and you think god this man is absolutely disgusting and then you hit the second episode and oh, oh no, it’s men. Not man. Men are disgusting

09.07.2025 19:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My dpd driver could launch a successful stalking petition with how much I refresh the tracking page. He’s been very close TWICE today and keeps going further away.

29.06.2025 15:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ha no, that show is just on too often, I have commitment issues so only like weekly shows but I did see the clip on TikTok and it reminded me that I’d heard someone else say it that way on TT a year or so ago and I got the same mental image

22.06.2025 20:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This week will be interesting because NPs are both away for work for a few days so I’ll be coparenting with Grandad but he’s a nice enough guy so fingers crossed all goes well.

22.06.2025 17:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The gym and work tomorrow. Everything on my list (except the gym because fuck off) is ticked off and now I can relax.

22.06.2025 17:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Today I went to three different big shops with my parents (thoughts and prayers accepted) came home, put everything away and then got on with Sunday chores. So now, finally, the laundry baskets and bins are empty, everything dry it put away, everything is charged, clothes are laid out for

22.06.2025 17:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ok it’s 6pm on Sunday and I am done. Yesterday I got up early to clean my room and clear out my dads wardrobe before it got too hot, and then I mostly just sat in front of my fan because 32 degrees in London hits different ok but I did manage a few little jobs

22.06.2025 17:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s 3.30pm and I’m very behind on my Sunday to do list.

22.06.2025 14:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m just really proud of you for actually taking on such a big upheaval, so many people talk about it but you actually did it. It’s impressive.

22.06.2025 07:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You are a marvel. How you’ve been managing everything with your move is so impressive

21.06.2025 21:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nanny love is that I packed everything up for an afternoon at the park, walked to the school to sit in the cafe with air con for 10 minutes, realised I forgot his ball and I’m now walking back to the house to get it and then rushing back for pickup.

19.06.2025 13:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyday I watch tourists lose their freaking minds when cabs drive straight past them when they’re trying to hail. All of these cabs have their lights off. Which means they are busy.

19.06.2025 11:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My favourite misused phrase is when people say ‘escape goat’ cause I just picture a goat moving like a ninja

18.06.2025 12:03 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s so annoying to have a relatively good weekend and then wake up with a migraine on Monday and have to call out of work and now you’re filled with anxiety and dread for the coming week

16.06.2025 12:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

8.30pm and finally laundry baskets are empty, everything dry is put away, smoothies and snacks are ready, clothes out for the gym and work tomorrow. All the little jobs are completed and I’m ready to scroll then sleep

15.06.2025 19:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Father’s Day really hindered my productivity today because I took my parents to lunch and the cinema (HTTYD is wonderful) so it’s almost 6 pm and not everything is done on my to do list and it’s mildly stressing me out

15.06.2025 16:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I thought you were using TikTok slang 😂😂

08.06.2025 19:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

MB just called DB hubby in our group chat and I’m not a fan of that 😂

04.06.2025 14:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trying to remind myself that peace often feels like boredom. Anyway, laundry baskets are empty, room id clean and bed is changed, everything is charged, prepped my snacks for the week and I feel pretty ready to take on the last term at work.

01.06.2025 14:12 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I got some sweet potato jerky type thing from Costco and yeah that’s gonna be a no from me

30.05.2025 13:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kicked myself up the arse yesterday and finally got up and showered and out of the house but not much else was done so today I cleaned my room, emptied the laundry baskets and did all the little jobs. But my brain couldn’t let me have a good day so then I binged and now I feel incredibly sick

25.05.2025 19:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0