Omar

I’ve come into possession of a extremely valuable artifact

(derogatory) omg have you seen the pitt you seem like you’d really like it

A hustler is a male version of a diva

I’ve never seen a gal gadot movie so I actually have no idea if that guy ever ended up giving her the stone or not

The reason these Disney movies are all flopping this year (snow white, captain america) is actually because they keep putting israelis in them something nobody ever wants to look at

And what of it? 😏

Does anyone think lady gaga is a good thing I love global warming

Me to my wife

Nobody wants to state the obvious but I think Alec Baldwin killed Gene Hackman and his family

my heart will goon

Hell yeah (but skip 4)

We come to this place for magic

My girl Wendy has been out here doing the work putting in the hours

I see so many gay people celebrating valentines day even though tru love is only supposed to be between a woman and a man

They should make a reality competition show about who hates israel the most so I could go on it and win

To me every marvel movie has a 54% rotten tomato score

Why is nobody talking about the fact that there’s an elephant in the room…

I wanna get a letterbox even though all I do is watch Alias

Is anyone here gay I promise I won’t out you I’m just doing research for my thesis

Sorry I love not watching the super bowl I love not knowing anything about the real world just watching cowboy bebop

Did it hurt? when you fell from the sky and found yourself in the Paddington renaissance

This is my telephone part 2

Babyratu 💜

Yea I’m down

Tag someone gay to out them 🫶

You’re in his dms I’m watching him do scratchers on facetime

Good morning sunday morning

My Spotify wrapped is between me and god

Hey man looking good

Hi bby