Avery Noel

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You know whose name never came up as an option to vote out? #Survivor50

The episode 3 hit list is DISASTROUS #HouseofVillains

I will respect the game. However he’s not even CLOSE to Cirie. A young attractive white man winning a game is very different from an older black woman in terms of level of difficulty #TheTraitors

They’re not going to show the damn thing #TheTraitorsUS

The woman went on Big Brother and said I’ll go starve on the island and she meant it… TWICE #Survivor50

Truly so sad to see Jenna Lewis go. Had to happen for my girl but… unfortunately we couldn’t get rid of Joe #Survivor50

Well those are two really really unfortunate outcomes #Survivor50

Perhaps the biggest television week of my life as someone who only watches reality tv:

Monday: SurvivorAU Premiere
Tuesday: SurvivorAU
Wednesday: SurvivorAU and Survivor 50 premiere
Thursday: Traitors finale, Traitors reunion, House of Villains premiere

Banger after banger
#Survivor
#Traitors
#HoV

I’m ready for a season of just Traitors and Housewives… cleanse the meta #TheTraitorsUS

Kristen Kisch and Mark Ballas might have “strategy” in the sense that they’re protected by the meta but they’re also terrible television… the edit can’t fix boring #TheTraitorsUS

This is rigged for money or ratings sorry just saw it with my own eyes #Olympics

Fuck

Crashing out brb #Olympics

Canada has done it again

I will fucking kill myself

I will kill myself #TheTraitorsUS

Like she did her big one #TheTraitorsUS

Candiace you will always be a legend for S4E8 #TheTraitorsUS

This is the problem of Rob’s own creation #TheTraitorsUS

This episode FUCKS #TheTraitorsUS

This mission is a banger #TheTraitorsUS

Rip the turret we hardly knew ye #TheTraitorsUSA

Now get rid of Eric #TraitorsUS

yessssss he’s goneeeeee #TheTraitorsUS

Grim reaper while you’re at it can you get another one from Home Alone 2

This wine is awful, get me another glass

Colton Underwood you hag go away #TheTraitors

Lisa Rinna I love you so much queen #TheTraitorsUS

Why are all these missions so physical I will fucking kill myself this is the Amazing Race and Big Brother #TheTraitors

Rob what is you doing bb #TheTraitorsUS