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Democracy, empathy, & mid-tier shitposting. Vote, protest, boycott. Vote with your ballot, voice, and wallet—oligarchs and fascists hate this one weird trick!

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Next time someone says women are too emotional for politics, I cannot wait to point them to the treasure trove of hysteria that is June 5th, 2025.

06.06.2025 01:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you ever suffer from imposter syndrome, just have a quick flip through the résumés and credentials of the current cabinet and remember that these people have been appointed to the highest offices in the country.

You got this.

27.03.2025 13:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BREAKING: America is just 50 corporations in a trenchcoat.

22.03.2025 05:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sadly, I think he might read this and pat himself on the back.

22.03.2025 04:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah, tonight's nightmare fuel, right in time for bed. Thank you for this. I hate it.

22.03.2025 04:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"I can't complain"

Oh, no worries. I've got us covered!

21.03.2025 03:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is Sister Act erasure, and I won't stand for it.

21.03.2025 00:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My internal monologue is authored in Comic Sans.

18.03.2025 00:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Their favourite little treat is oppression. So, I vehemently agree.

17.03.2025 03:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hmm. Says here: "side effects may include facism", so please consult your healthcare provider.

16.03.2025 19:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Get ready for Pantone's 2025 Color Of The Year: Krasnov Orange

16.03.2025 19:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This supports what we're both saying.

My point isn't that everything's fixed & we should toast champagne, it's that it's ONE step in a long line of steps. One step is better than no steps, & if these steps are repeated over time that's what builds the "goodness over time" that your clip references.

16.03.2025 19:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, I think this is 100% valid.

But as you said, it's 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱—and progress is made through a 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 of steps. The first step is one of the most important, and I imagine the first step is internal reflection; taking the signs down likely comes later as a result.

Unfortunately, progress takes time.

16.03.2025 12:11 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bluesky didn't give me enough characters to write; very much open to discussion on this—but my current view is that I'd rather have the other half of the nation consist of formerly-ignorant-and-now-enlightened citizens than permanently-ignorant-and-leaning-into-the-identity citizens.

16.03.2025 02:59 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Genuine question, not meant to be combative—are they still an "ignorant" town if they've gained enough self-awareness to take the signs down? Would it be more fair to say "formerly ignorant" to acknowledge the change? I fear that permanent labels leave no room for growth. And we NEED them to grow.

16.03.2025 02:55 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

@democrats.senate.gov—time to replace spineless cowards like @schumer.senate.gov & @fetterman.senate.gov with those who WILL defend democracy (see: @repjasmine.bsky.social, @sanders.senate.gov, & @aoc.bsky.social).

Don't ask us for another cent until you align your votes with your constituents.

16.03.2025 01:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have a panic attack. You've earned it. 😌

16.03.2025 00:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love this line-up! Jasmine Crockett would be a great addition, too.

16.03.2025 00:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

14.03.2025 02:36 👍 18850 🔁 4118 💬 190 📌 180

More of an anvil girl myself, but I support the piano industry leaning in on this occasion.

14.03.2025 21:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

> over-tired > wide awake at 4am > tired > more tired > ...

14.03.2025 20:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love this for me and my fitness journey! 💪

14.03.2025 16:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hi! Co-ed volleyball, you say? Count me in!

In other news, even though this is definitely not what you do... if say, perhaps, you *do* happen to hear of any Blue Resister Starter Packs™ that you think I'd be a good fit for, lmk—I'd happily introduce them to my new volleyball crew! 🏐💙

14.03.2025 14:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You could have really just stopped after "And I'm so sick of hearing Trump" and the statement would still hold.

13.03.2025 19:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Has anyone tried turning the United States off and on again?

12.03.2025 13:27 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Friendly reminder that none of Elon's products actually work once he takes them over.

• Tesla
• Twitter
• The United States Government
• Parenthood
• SpaceX

12.03.2025 12:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Truly devastated to learn that "Spring forward" didn't mean "from the 1930s". What is this daylight even "saving" us from, then?

10.03.2025 13:51 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

My pleasure!

09.03.2025 18:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean, fuck everyone who voted to censure Al Green. Regardless of political affiliation. But the 10 Dems who voted to do so demonstrated that despite the (D) next to their names, they absolutely do not represent me or my interests. Nor the interests of the nation.

08.03.2025 22:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@tealwaistcoat.bsky.social another method is to send FIOA requests to the specific areas you have interest in.

For example, if you're concerned about his meddling with vets, you could make FOIA requests to the Dept. of VA, soliciting emails between DOGE/OWH which would produce his related emails.

08.03.2025 22:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0