Just a Carp

I appreciate this commercial break because it gives me an opportunity to rewatch Jordan's freestyle IMMEDIATELY #dwts

This continues to hold true 💅🪩 #dwts

Elaine's freestyle was charming as hell #dwts

Wait are you telling me Robert could have done 4 jives in one season? Production, what??? #dwts

Since season 19, but I watched strictly for a couple of years before that:)

I am, once again, saying the trash universe doesn't deserve Jordan Chiles.

#DWTS

JORDAN BEST DANCE OF THE NIGHT SO FAR!!!! 🪩 #dwts

I would pay good money to see him on bake off haha

They did and it was gloriously unhinged in all the best ways 😭

Pls why was Hilaria using Jen's ass as a lil pillow 😭 #dwts

Pablo Escobar waiting meme from Narcos

No for real - it's raining here so the darkness started early, too

Waiting for my sparkly mirrorball time got me like:

I literally don't know what my childhood would have looked like without my weekly Crocodile Hunter and Jeff Corwin experience double feature

Finding out someone I love doesn't know who Terri is would shake me to my core

Aardman Animations is goated - giving us Wallace and Gromit AND Chicken Run?

I still have my W&G box set and chicken run on VHS and they will need to be pried from my cold dead fingers haha

OMG ARE YOU WATCHING IT???
Was it the drive to survive ep Charles leclerc and Jules Bianchi? Absolutely devastating

Platonic human chemistry wins again! #dwts

they did that #dwts

I was a highway in college 😭

Black tshirt, glow in the dark puff paint, hot Wheels cars that I vlecro'd on so could remove and play with drunkenly haha

And the sequel: Verstappen in Brazil 2024

(S/o to the Alpine boys in that race too)

a man in a red bull shirt holds his hand to his head Alt: Carlos Sainz running his hand through his glorious head of hair

Just a note that some of the drama in DtS is def a bit manufactured (which is totally unnecessary bc there is SO MUCH other drama that happens in season)

Very much a good sport for reality tv fans haha

Also:

a man in a white shirt and yellow shorts is standing on the back of a car . Alt: George Russell being an icon and a diva on the back of a convertible during a Driver's Parade

George Russell and Carlos Sainz! (The grid is so good this year tbh)

Once you start watching races I highly recommend watching Lollipopman Comics on YouTube - basically fun lil comedy rundowns of the races with some ongoing jokes

Def start w Drive to Survive on Netflix tho for a baseline

the dream team #tar38

Adorable!!!! This is now officially a Carey's Pups stan account 🫡

Izzy and Paige kissing on the cover of a Them article about gay people kissing on tv. No they were not actually in the article but Izzy is an artist with big dreams and a photo editing app.

We made it a priority to make out at every pit stop. Doing it for the Queers!
#tar38 #theamazingrace

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Inject that delicious orange glucose straight into my veins 🎃🎃🎃

I genuinely appreciate that Taylor's team is labeled with B24 only bc we all know who we're rooting for on purple haha

Now that we're in postseason I don't know whether this is about Vince or Keith Urban 😭

Fucking hell but do I love a web 😌

Abby, I'm pretty sure you are our generation's Michelangelo

#bb27 #bbsky