YOU - “Lamby looks soft.”
LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face.
YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”
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YOU - “Lamby looks soft.”
LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face.
YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”
very important video please watch
Gotta love how these technofascists wanna make sure the planet’s well populated when their beloved AI’s finished stripping it of all its resources.
I Have a Mouth, But Screaming Isn’t Enough
Just took me 20 mins to get my mom to open a video file she downloaded. At least when the youth have to deal with old ass millennials we'll never put anyone through that shit again.
Lol sat on my glasses and broke them. Turns out throwing stuff disorganized onto your bed and then using your bed as a couch has drawbacks
KIM KITSURAGI - “Harry... it explains *everything*. The running around. The jumping. The *shot-put*. Your inexplicable facial hair...”
Why the fuck does anyone let Ezra Klein do anything
Why in gods name do they need my facial scan to shitpost on a server for a YouTube channel about video games
Glad I could help
The hell that we have made for ourselves
He was a stater boy
@johnwolfeyt.bsky.social assuming you’ve already played the third FF remaster at this point, I’m sure you must’ve noticed this too 🤣😂
if you haven’t played it yet, ignore this
Screenshot of Final Fantasy III pixel remaster with a portion of the screen circled
A zoom in on the highlighted area of the previous image, which clearly depicts a crude drawing of a penis on the world map
You gotta be fing kidding me 😂🤣 final fantasy III pixel remaster
Damn that’s the most barry face Ive seen barry make
Finally, an interesting movie
It’s the Alexander Skaarsgard renaissance
There’s no possible way this could be self-serving right
The corruption of absolute power is difficult to avoid
Psyduck did 911
Jesus Simulator for just $14.99!
Yes
Maybe he meant that theoretically he’s a physicist
You could turn this into something quite lucrative 😏
No (negative)
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Oh man, he looks so devastatingly *cool* with that cigarette.
YOU - “How did you get so cool, Kim?”
Amazing tl synergy here
Well, I guess we know where his formerly repressed anger comes from 🤣 never seen a more potato person in my life
Single digit temperature is so odd looking
Jimmy Carter is smarter
She looks so much like my sweet tortie did! I had to gofundme for her medical expenses once so Id be remiss if I didn’t help out here a bit
